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Make Pictures Funny Again

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Jon, Jan 23, 2017.

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  1. BeastBoy

    BeastBoy Seventh Year

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    The font is the most offensive thing about this
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  2. ScottPress

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    No one? Rule 34 took care of that one years ago.

    Meme is way past stale at this point.
     
  3. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    And the worst part of it is I can remember how cool the vast majority of them were before the 2004 World Series. Slowly but surely they all became just like the Yankees fans they hated for so long, and then the Patriots started winning. Not only are they one of the worst and biggest bandwagons in American sports, they then have the audacity to have some sort of martyr complex about it too, and call other fans classless constantly.

    Probably no coincidence that every Patriots fan I know that watches soccer is also a United fan.
     
  5. Arthellion

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    I support the Patriots not because they win, but because they have a lot of former UGA players on their team. College ball is more important in the south and that loyalty to our players carry over into NFL.

    In comparison, I can't stand the falcons because they never draft Bulldogs.
     
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    Best shit I've seen all year. Makes the extra 15 percent I'm paying this year worth it to see all that butthurt.

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  9. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    This was the first year I had to pay back taxes rather than get a refund.
    Very little changed financially in my life.

    #ThanksTrump.
     
  10. Nevermind

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    I’m sorry to hear that, but you are right, the butthurt is quite amusing.

    (Even though I suspect that more than a few of these accounts might be bots.)

    Also, this.

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  11. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Can't tell if serious.

    But, yeah, the fact they've eliminated personal exemption and raised standard deduction as well as changing qualifiers for credits has fucked a lot of people. MFJ gets 24k deduction. If you're a low income family and your standard deduction wipes your tax liability you don't get CTC which a lot of people rely to boost their tax refund. EIC is only good for three kids. You also can't claim your Grandma, your cousin, or your nephew anymore and get CTC for them which is what people always do. HoH filing has also been neutered in a way.
     
  12. Arthellion

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    Yeah, I'm serious. I got 1100 back last year. This year had to pay 30 bucks.
     
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    I don't think you're actually paying more, it's that they messed with the withholding structure so you ended up paying it at the end instead of throughout. Still a shit bill
     
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    Griphook?
     
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    Hey. It's not nice to make fun of people's appearance. It's mean. Body positivity, dude. Everyone is beautiful.

    Seriously though, who's the gremlin?
     
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    Sheldon Adelson, has a networth of 35 billion, owns casino's and got/*is trying to get online poker banned in most states on the basis that it'd be easier for minors to gamble, all so that it(online gambling) wouldn't affect his business. Just a scumbag.
     
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    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    EDIT: This is better. Also, apparently this was my 2300 post.

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