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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. TheWiseTomato

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    I'd have to laugh if there was some manner of karmic/magical knockback on Snape causing his canon personality given he got a man killed who he potentially owed a life debt to.
     
  2. Agayek

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    To be fair to Snape, he didn't realize who he was snitching on until well after the fact.

    I dunno if that would change anything about the magic, but presumably if it's based on intent, he didn't actually intend to get James and Lilly killed. Though at the same time, he certainly wouldn't have hesitated if he'd known it was James and not Lilly, so who the fuck knows.
     
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    You all should make this retardation official and make a thread in ff discussion about the impacts of black Snape and how his aggression wasn't because James was a bully but because he was whitey trying to keep the black man down and how the only way Dumbledore knew he was on the right side was when he took his daishiki off. Voldemort wasn't about blood rights he was fighting the power and radicalising all the young black men in the Wizarding world
     
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    Bonus points for however many people can be tricked into thinking it's for realsies.

    Instead of rallying the purebloods, Voldemort fights for the brothers and the sisters. It all comes to a head when he invades Hogwarts with all six of the black people in Magical Britain and it comes out that Voldemort has been wearing blackface this entire time.
     
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    Malfoy X.
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    Harry Potter and Uncle Tom’s Cabin
     
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    Harry Crow Laws are just too prevalent in modern wizaridng society.
     
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    #BlacklivesMatter
    #Justice4Sirius
     
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    If Prince was half-wizard, what was the other half? Because it certainly wasn't muggle.
     
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    Tom Luther Lord
     
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    What's even better is that it's pronounced Marsheemor and that's just cute.
     
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    Welcome to the great ”Grindelwald and Dumbledore totally had sex” meme dump.

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    @Newcomb

    I laughed, but then I remember that not that long ago we could have memed:

    and then I frown.
     
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