The Fox Deal has been finalized. The Fantastic Four and the X-Men are officially under Marvel/Disney control.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/n...al-creating-global-content-powerhouse-1174498

 

I know that people want X-Men in the MCU, but just so we're clear, we all agree that Disney monopolizing American entertainment is a phenomenally bad thing, right? Like Silicon Valley monopolizing the Internet and Amazon trying to become the Umbrella Corporation so everything you buy comes from them.

 

Yes yes yes, we're well on the way to a corporate dystopian future where governments cease to matter in the face of gigantic powerhouses like Amazon and Disney.

But I get to see Wolverine and Deadpool on the same screen and get a custom Karen Gillan Molded fleshlight with same day delivery and that's a future I can deal with.

 

Ya know...when we looked at sci-fi novels and futures where corporations rule, they always have these cool sounding/scifi names.

But reality is much different. Disney and Amazon. Do those name cause fear? We will soon see.

 

You misspelled fleshlight.

 

I dunno about you, but Mickey Mouse is fucking terrifying. Just one look in his cold, dead eyes is all you need to know he means to see you strung up by your entrails.

 

Who would have imagined that we would live in a world with Mickey Mouse as an icon of terror.

 

That would be a great burn except I did mean fleshlight and autocorrect happened.

Now I have to wonder if the misspelling was the only thing you found wrong.

 

@Seratin is a fire type and therefore immune to burns, anyway.

 

I did think you meant fleshlight. I assume that people who collect custom-made flashlights are quite a bit rarer than people who would appreciate a custom fleshlight.

The rest of your post was also wrong because of your dismissal of the corporate dystopia being assembled before our eyes, but oh well.

 

You must be loads of fun at parties.

Here, have a video of Tom Holland to brighten your day.

 

I for one welcome the Irish welcoming an overlord. Took them long enough.

#JustAngloThings

 

I guess it depends on how strong thanos’s internal organs are

 

Has anyone heard the theory that Spider-Man: Far From Home takes place before Avengers: Infinity War?

The bus that Peter is riding in Avengers: Infinity War is the bus that takes them back from the airport.

 

Heard it but I think it is incorrect. Peter states the bus was headed to some location to stark. Would need to rewatch the scene

 

I did a rewatch the other day. I believe Stark asks Peter something like "kid, what are you doing here?" and Peter says "field trip to MMoA (metropolitan museum of art?)". He doesn't specify whether they're coming from or going to though.

 

Confirmed to start "minutes after Avengers 4" https://www.fandom.com/articles/exc...-movies-happen-in-the-same-reality-as-the-mcu

 

Fan-made poster of the "opposite world" Endgame.

 

Wow, no love for Drax.