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Discussion in 'Announcements' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Jul 30, 2019.

  1. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    As time passes, life changes. People get busy, or find new hobbies. After some deliberation, we've decided to graduate yak, Dark Minion, World, and Nuhuh to DLP Alumni. They've been valuable contributors to the DLP community and trusted staff members. If in the near future they become active again, they'd be welcome back to the staff in their old positions.

    However, this also frees up room for new staff to step into their (admittedly large) shoes. I'd like to welcome @Zombie, @Halt, and @Sorrows to the DLP moderation staff. All of them have a long history of contribution and active participation in the DLP community. They'll be continuing this tradition as an official part of the staff.

    Please give them a warm welcome and some slack as they acclimate to their new positions.

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  2. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    I'd like to welcome the new staff members @Zombie @Halt @Sorrows. I think we can expect great things from you..

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  3. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Congrats everyone! Great choices. Each of the three are awesome contributors to the community!
     
  4. Archinist

    Archinist Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    100% in agreement.
     
  5. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Congrats to all involved! Enjoy the secret staff sex parties .. err.. wait...

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  6. H_A_Greene

    H_A_Greene Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    All excellent choices, congratulations on the promotion.
     
  7. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    I'm in boys, give me a few months and the revolution can begin.
     
  8. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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  9. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Ew.
     
  10. Otters

    Otters Groundskeeper ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Finally the archive of blackmail nudes I've been curating will serve a purpose.
     
  11. Archinist

    Archinist Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    Oh fuck.
     
  12. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    This might be the nail in my bancoffin. You gave Zombie power.

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    For real, congrats @Sorrows @Zombie @Halt
     
  13. Archinist

    Archinist Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    Zombie:

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  14. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    So new, yet so keyed in to the truth.
     
  15. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Chief Warlock DLP Supporter DLP Silver Supporter

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    Congratulations! I can't think of more deserving members!

    And...

    And, is it true? That on your enmoderatorablement, you may grant one member a boon, a token of your favour?

    I believe in DLP.

    DLP made my fortune, and I have shaped my profile in the DLP fashion.

    I gave it quotes and imagined dialogue, but I taught it to never dishonour the forum with shitposting. It took the posts of many member, staying up late. I did not protest. A month ago, a new member joined. He gave out thumbs. He started large comment chains, He made her debate over Vlad. She resisted. She kept her honour. So they posted quotes on her worthy of an SB account. When I went to my Profile, she could not even weep because she is an anthropomorphic metaphor. But, I wept.

    She was the light of my life - a beautiful profile, now she will never be beautiful again.

    I ask you, new moderators, for Justice.

    What do you want of me? Tell me anything. But do what I beg you to do.

    Change this man's profile picture, to a cartoon picture of Colin Creevy. I must have justice.
     
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  16. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    So it seems sending dick pics to all the admins is not enough to get you mod around these parts....
     
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  17. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Thanks for the opportunity everyone. I look forward to the next 10 years of DLP.

    Right? Who the fuck is that guy.
     
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  18. pbluekan

    pbluekan Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Some weird cunt with a food fetish.
     
  19. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Not gonna lie, I read 'food' as 'foot' at first and thought that pbluekan and Zombie knew each other a lot better than I first thought.
     
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  20. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer DLP Supporter

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    Creevey from The Chamber of Secrets film will also do in a pinch.

    Congratulations!
     
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