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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Mar 15, 2007.

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  1. Nuhuh

    Nuhuh Dastardly Shadow Admin Retired Staff

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    Apr 6, 2007 #121
    Just the way a punany can be-

    If you docked the doc's dick what would you get when you decked Dick?
     
  2. afrojack

    afrojack Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    A lawsuit.

    Can we ever stop with these word games?
     
  3. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Yes.

    How long do you wait to call 911 after your baby stops breathing? Is it 15 or 20 minutes? I've already waited ten...
     
  4. carvell

    carvell Professor DLP Supporter

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    At least 15, you should enjoy the silence.

    How long can a baby cry for?
     
  5. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Too long.

    How do you shut it up properly?
     
  6. carvell

    carvell Professor DLP Supporter

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    First hand it over to a woman, second run like hell.

    Where do you run too?
     
  7. Swimdraconian

    Swimdraconian Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Apr 6, 2007 #127
    Anywhere that places you far away from said woman and baby.

    What do you do if there isn't a woman around?
     
  8. InfernoCannon

    InfernoCannon Seventh Year

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    Hand it over to the crazy people asking for babies at the door.

    Why do they want babies?
     
  9. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Insanity can be sanity. They realize that babies are rather scrumptioius.

    What else can you use a baby for?
     
  10. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    A gasoline substitute.

    How noxious is baby smoke?
     
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    afrojack Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Not at all, the smell of cooked babies is soothing agent.

    Anyone like me use babies for recreational purposes like field goal kicking?
     
  12. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    No, but they do make lovely door stops.

    What is the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of basket balls?
     
  13. Mercenary

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    The basket balls smell better.

    How do we stop the unstoppable.
     
  14. Zoken

    Zoken Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    With the Immovable Blob


    What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for?
     
  15. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Such Hermione's Interest in Every Liveing Drunk.

    Why couldn't I come up with something mildly witty?
     
  16. Zoken

    Zoken Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    Because I raped your mom

    Why was I so crude?
     
  17. carvell

    carvell Professor DLP Supporter

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    Because your a rapist,

    What do the letter's G W I A U W mean?
     
  18. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Have you noticed that this thread says nothing about answering stupid questions?
     
  19. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    /me refuses to acknowledge the person above.
    MAN STEALER!

    I like big ____?
     
  20. carvell

    carvell Professor DLP Supporter

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    Things.

    What is the answer to my previous question?
     
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