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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

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  1. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #81
    You have 5000+ posts but most of them seem like one-liners
     
  2. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #82
    As opposed to your thirty shitposts and shitfic cherry on top?
     
  3. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #83
    Don't get use to the attention, once 'the guys' work through the batting order, you'll be dropped.

    edit: fucking sniped by sauce, go cut off an 18 wheeler
     
  4. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Nov 18, 2019 #84
    If only your insults hit as hard as your head hit that curb.
     
  5. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #85
    Not half as hard as your parents beat you, it's no wonder you ran away to the opposite side of the country.
     
  6. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #86
    Only because you don't have the money to run yourself.
     
  7. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #87
    I'll go off my grandparents and see if it works out as well as it did for you.
     
  8. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #88
    Hopefully they didn't follow the same investment broker your father did.
     
  9. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    We can't all trade freedom for casinos.
     
  10. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #90
    You're like a Mormon boy, flirting with a hole but too scared to go all the way. Just let it happen
     
  11. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #91
    Everyone jokes about you getting brain damage after kissing that curb, but you've clearly had it for years, getting a finance degree to flip burgers.
     
  12. Striker

    Striker What's up demons?

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    The only difference between you and Paladin is 150 pounds
     
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  13. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Nov 18, 2019 #93
    You're like Sey with less money and lower standards.
     
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  14. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #94
    Says the guy whose relationship got about 150 pounds lighter.
     
  15. Striker

    Striker What's up demons?

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    The longer you dick around listening to podcasts and doing online learning courses while you work at a car wash the further you drift from the ideal life you always imagined for yourself
     
    Sey
  16. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #96
    atleast he can follow through with something and finish it.
     
  17. Striker

    Striker What's up demons?

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    You make me glad we haven’t found a cure for cancer
     
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  18. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #98
    the only difference between you and Hemingway, is a bullet in the skull, oh and talent and creativity. You really only have the skill and dedication to achieve one of those.
     
  19. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #99
    Your upper lip is thinner than the shit I just took.
     
  20. Agayek

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    Nov 18, 2019 #100
    Which is still somehow thicker than your arms.
     
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