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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

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  1. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Nov 18, 2019 #101
    No one cares about you enough to remember material for insults.
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #102
    if you try you might be able to dig up some golden plates in the woods with better insults on them
     
  3. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    It must feel weird to know you're two bad decisions away from being a fentanyl statistic.
     
  4. Sauce Bauss

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    In your new neighborhood you're about two wrong turns away from being a statistic yourself.
     
  5. Xiph0

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    Of all the people to talk about wrong turns.
     
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  6. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #106
    you named yourself after a sword but you can't even cut
     
  7. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Only Paradise cares about you enough to remember material for insults.
     
    Sey
  8. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #108
    The only reason you went far left wing is because you're scared of how much you have in common with the far right.
     
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  9. Xiph0

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    Far left and far right is the space your stomach occupies.
     
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  10. Zombie

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    Nov 18, 2019 #110
    You shouldn't be so mean to him, he can give you great waxing tips for your bald head when your receding hairline connects to the back.
     
  11. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    You'd know all about people's scalps, wouldn't you.
     
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    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Back in the old days, they'd left you behind because your skin had no value, much like your life now.
     
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    Striker What's up demons?

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    Nov 18, 2019 #113
    You’re pretty narcissistic for a guy with no hair and two chins
     
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    That insult was a trail of tears.
     
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    DR is the Gestapo if it was sponsored by Diet Coke.
     
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    The most successful thing you'll ever write is a half finished fan story on a nerd forum.
     
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    Some day you might be able to buy groceries without checking your bank account.
     
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    Striker What's up demons?

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    Nov 18, 2019 #118
    The fact that DR still exists as an active member after all his politics diarrhea is proof you’re a shit admin
     
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    the only thing you and your girlfriend have in common is your inability to commit
     
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    At least his girlfriend isn't his right hand.
     
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