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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

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  1. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Atleast his right hand has more personality than you do.
     
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    weird you are still coherent, shouldn't you be stumbling drunk by now?
     
  3. DR

    DR Secret Squirrel –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    How's your dad's liquor cabinet?
     
  4. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    You should be familiar with this since your mother gives you a live viewing every night.
     
  5. Xiph0

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    If I ever really want to hurt Zombie I just litter.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Agayek

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    You could just exist, it hurts the rest of us just as much.
     
  7. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    You're a whisper of Ann Coulter on a fucktarded wind.
     
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    Better than being Che Guevara's Nazi cousin
     
  9. Striker

    Striker What's up demons?

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    I'm still not 100% on who you are
     
  10. DR

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    On the other hand, I know who you are and am less impressed.
     
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    Shoot any dogs lately?
     
  12. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    I've had Gov. Cheese before, but never Gov. Bacon.
     
  13. DR

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    We stopped giving handouts after the Indian Removal Act.
     
  14. Xiph0

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    DR always wanted to grow up and serve his country by speaking Russian and not answering subpoenas.
     
  15. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    your best friend didn't drive two hours to meet you and instead left you in the rain with your bojangles
     
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    It was my understanding you people were more accustomed to eating government lead.
     
  17. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Atleast they died and didn't suffer long term autism like your family did eating lead based paint.
     
  18. Xiph0

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    When your wife complains about pushing you around in a wheelchair you can always stuff singles in her bra like the old days.
     
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  19. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Atleast I'll have someone to push me around in a wheel chair, you can't even pay people to stay around you.
     
  20. Xiph0

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    Judging by history I can probably pay your wife to stay around me.
     
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