You'll need to leverage that raise.

 

At least he doesn't have to kiss the ring when Trump remembers your department exists. How's the jackboot taste now?

 

Every time I consider, I'm just thankful to be gainfully employed on a professional career track before I'm 30.

 

You're somehow twice as insufferable as Pers with a quarter the actual knowledge

 

Bold words from someone yet to graduate highschool and enter the workforce.

 

We pinked you.

 

Bold words coming from the shittier, Australian Nuhuh

 

Bold words from a walking pro choice ad

 

Says the guy third most likely to bomb a planned Parenthood.

 

You'd know all about that list Sauce

 

I live in a white part of the state, so we get actual public services. You'd know how it is.

 

White's a strong word for what australians are

 

Thats a shit comeback, but honestly, no one expects much from you, what with you being balls deep in Lungs right now

 

No one expects anything of you ever

 

So how much did it cost for your parents to take out life insurance on you.

 

But you were on a three-for-one plan, right?

 

This isn't one of your wedding airstrikes, don't get ahead of yourself.

 

if there was a game where you were given a stack of hundred dollar bills, and you got to keep each bill you flipped through, you wouldn't even finish that.