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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

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  1. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #161
    You're like the normal person who tries to fit into whatever group comes along, only this time the group you're trying to fit into is DLP.
     
    Sey, ScottPress, Paradise, Selethe
  2. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #162
    Despite you being a straight female who has given me a modicum of attention I find myself more attracted to Oz than you. Maybe its cause he's got bigger tits?
     
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  3. Zombie

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    Nov 18, 2019 #163
    Your entire country is a prison gang.
     
  4. DR

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    Nov 18, 2019 #164
    What's left of yours is a prison gang.
     
  5. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #165
    Feels just like being back on the reservation.
     
  6. TheWiseTomato

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    Nov 18, 2019 #166
    Yeah but ours the jail border is the ocean, in yours they call them reservations.
     
  7. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Nov 18, 2019 #167
    Wize is what happens when criminals too stupid to figure out latex are left alone on an island.
     
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  8. Agayek

    Agayek Dimensional Trunk DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #168
    The only positive thing about you is at least you're not Sree.
     
  9. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #169
    This is known to the state of California as a cancer causing agent, much like the person who said it.
     
  10. TheWiseTomato

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    Nov 18, 2019 #170
    I hear it's pretty normal for Texans to be jealous of Californians.
     
  11. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Nov 18, 2019 #171
    And yet I'm not the one with the chemo haircut.
     
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  12. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #172
    when i first joined i thought you and midknight were the same person
     
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  13. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #173
    When the Chinese outlawed child mining at least they had you and yours to pick up the slack. Nothing like being a leech on the tit of a third world shithole.
     
  14. Xiph0

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    Sauce is what happens when Atlas shrugs right off the motorcycle.
     
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  15. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #175
    Sometimes when I feel like I've wasted my life on a forum, I look at you and feel better.
     
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  16. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Sometimes when I think my hand is sore I think about yours and I feel beautiful again.
     
  17. TheWiseTomato

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    Nov 18, 2019 #177
    Xiph spends a lot of time thinking about Sauce's hand in those situations.
     
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  18. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Nov 18, 2019 #178
    Wize lives in a country that had to legalize hookers or stomach through a session with women like his mom.
     
  19. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #179
    Seems like everyone ran out of steam for you but who can blame them, once you get past the communism and the Mormonism there really isn't much there to work with
     
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  20. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #180
    I'm still shocked that someone made Xiph an admin when his day job is taking credit for the work of other people.
     
    Paradise
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