At least he understands news. The only thing you're good for is to be included in a basket of rotten fruit to pelt at shitty performers.

 

Seeing your avatar I know where your charming disposition comes from. Your posts are as dry and dead as Sandro's bones.

 

I hope there's at least one person who gives a shit about you to call 911 when your next scheduled overdose takes place

 

ScottPress was peer pressured into snorting a marijuana once, and as a result he hates the Left.

 

Rise is the only productive thing you've offered to humanity.

 

Arth is 27 but has the worldview of a boomer

 

Zombie has the culinary skills of a single white male in a 70s London bedsit heating up yet another tin of beans. Because he primarily cooks for starving junkies on the reservation who have spent their money on drugs and gambling and have no frame of reference, he thinks he's pretty good.

 

I think I met Seratin when I was in Ireland, but considering how many people I met throwing up their Guinness in the gutter, I can't be sure.

 

Tomato's assuming that I'm calling him a vegetable because I think tomatoes are vegetables.

 

Lungs once asked Santa to make him a real boy. Lungs is still waiting for Santa's reply.

 

Chances are pretty high that you're descended from a Russian soldier raping some woman in WW2.

I hope so because the alternative is worse.

 

You were marginally more respectable as a charmander

 

Your starter pokemon is a Bidoof.

 

bold words from something best described as a pokemon itself

 

You would know since like pokemon, Poles dream of being conquered and ruled by their betters

 

You throat-fuck your father with that mouth? Tut tut.

 

Your story in the Q3 competition was the best only by a small margin.

 

What sort of an insult is that? It’s like me pointing out the fact that you were top of your special needs class by only a small margin. We’re all still proud of you, and the fact you rarely wank near play parks anymore.