The fact that you had to ask to be roasted lets you know how everyone feels about you here. I guess your hand got tired of stroking your limp dick of an ego and you had to come here.

 

They care about me more than the frat guys that took turns stretching out your asshole during pledge week. AND YET YOU KEEP COMING BACK.

 

Because I don't give a fuck and you think that your post has any weight. Your insults are as childish as your limp ass wrist. You misunderstand the point of the forum other than what the name of it is, and you want so badly for everyone to notice you, you have a Brittany level melt down after being gone for five months only to come back because someone said your name in the insult thread.

So here, I'm noticing you. You're banned for a year. Maybe that will give you time to learn how to be a human being instead of a screaming, crying faggot of a child whose own parents should have drowned you in a fucking bathtub than ever let you out in the world.

You're a nobody, and will always be a nobody, but whats even worse, you can't even take a fucking joke. Take your misanthropic fucking autism somewhere else.

Spoiler: History

History: And you talked about wanting to be an epic writer on level with the dude that wrote Lolita and tried to get everyone that hung out on that channel stroke your ego as you wrote one abortion after another. You only left when people stopped paying you attention, only to keep coming back each time after you saying you were gone for the last time. Your age doesn't matter to me, even less so when I consider you barely human.

You idolize the very ground Sauce walks upon and hopes that he'll be your best bud for life, and you tried to find what you had on DLP in real life only to find that you're a worthless piece of shit that no one likes, and then you come back here and learn that no one likes you still. You shared your shitty college forays, and your shitty abortions of writing from you're creative lit class (like everyone else fucking on DLP hasn't taken a creative lit class) with a glimmer in your eye and hoping that everyone would fellate you for your efforts.

You played fortnite more than Sauce ever did and he was the adult that actually quit playing the game, you're so dependent upon feedback of those around you that you had to pretend like you never ever played video games, and all you did was do frat parties, hang with the dudebros, talk out your ass about shit you have no comprehension of "because you're intelligent and try and smash billionaire pussy. The only kind of special you are is special ed.

I had hoped when you asked to be banned the last time and you said this was farewell via pm when I stopped paying attention to you even then that if you ever came back you'd have mellowed out a bit and finally began to understand what the community is worth here. But, instead you don't and you want to try and dish shit on me.

Eat my entire dick.

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A bit of history so there is no misconception of action here, and because everyone will ask why he was banned. He didn't get banned because the content of his post. He got banned because he went against the spirit of this thread. A game in which people are taking pot shots at each other in an effort to have fun and generate post count on the forums.

If he had said any one of those things as a comment in spirit of the thread, and not a nuclear salt the earth level engagement I'd have left it alone. So, he tries to post a bunch of personal information out of context with the intention of trying to harm my reputation.

I don't negotiate with terrorist. You will not be allowed to "say your piece."

You're literally below the notice of me and anyone else and are a fucking joke that people bring up when they're bored.

 

He watches gangbang videos of men, hoping to see your dad.

 

Your story involved the rape of a person on the whim of a dice roll and instead of being like, nah, I'm not going to write that, you owned it.