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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Zombie, Nov 10, 2019.

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  1. Nazgoose

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    Nov 11, 2019 #41
    Why do you think that? You are going to be able to spend a lot of money on the big things. You are going to need some help
     
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    Nov 11, 2019 #42
    Help me get out please. I don’t think I can get out of this one but I’m going to Trump next week and then he will do it again and again to me.
     
  3. DR

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    Nov 11, 2019 #43
    Trump is skewed by the people who are doing it to be more conservative than the other bicycles. He's not going anywhere else. Just cut it off and then they will be fine. Make sure you are not a fan of philosophy or something.
     
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    Nov 11, 2019 #44
    @Arthellion Trump is there anything else that you need for the weekend or if you’re not sure you can come over to the bus stop at the school and pick up some food
     
  5. Arthellion

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    Nov 11, 2019 #45
    Philosophy is the best thing you ever did before the churches of Christ invictus blessed black men in their glory. Glory black men have lost the power of sin and their thyroids will forever be clean.

    Food is my sunshine and I love it more than anything else except glory black men.
     
  6. DR

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    Nov 11, 2019 #46
    Don't worry about your own culture or your family. He was a very talented fellow who had enough of his family to go back to their own country. Now that is what Dumbledore was saying about it. On the other hand, the Sackler family is a philandering party.
     
  7. Arthellion

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    Nov 11, 2019 #47
    Family is not a good thing. Hey man I’m sorry you’re not my friend but it’s because you are a right old woman full of children and you’re going to be a terrible mother.
     
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    Nov 11, 2019 #48
    Motherhood is a major part of this story you are making. Why's it all permanently on the phone with you about to call the doctor? Can't you just say that you are not alone? But they were arguably more likely to be lectured about it than I was before you mentioned that.
     
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    Nov 11, 2019 #49
    Trump is getting ready to leave the hotel to go back to work on a Saturday morning cartoon about the extra ponies.
     
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    Nov 11, 2019 #50
    The company is the world lies and I feel bad for you and your family and I am so happy for the next book you are in luck and the next day you are in a car accident and the next thing is the next step to be a few weeks back in if your ass isn't in a hurry to be in gorham for the next year.
     
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    Nov 11, 2019 #51
    Yeah I’m sorry but I’m not sure if you want me to bring it to work tomorrow morning. I’m gonna go get some rest and I’ll see y’all tomorrow.
     
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    Nov 11, 2019 #52
    The only thing I can think of is that the one you sent me a message on your phone and you can powerwalk
     
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    Nov 11, 2019 #53
    But if y’all want to get it done I’ll get them in there for you and I can see y’all tomorrow
     
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    Nov 11, 2019 #54
    I am in Mexico and Central and Eastern and Southern cross at the festival we can talk about this but depending on your maiden name before that we can talk about how you would have been handy to get the chance man.


    Hola.
     
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    Nov 11, 2019 #55
    I have attached my resume for your reference and hope to hear from you soon as I am currently working on the way home for the rest of the week and I will be late in the evening as I will be back in the evening and will be back in the evening.

    Guess who's job hunting.
     
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    Nov 11, 2019 #56
    /last one

    You are going to have a great day today and I will see you soon. Your mom is just looking for a good night to be with you. I have no problem with that but it is not really a good idea. Zombie is so much more fun than I thought it would be.
     
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    Nov 12, 2019 #57
    I have been trying to get the latest version of the world and I don't think we should make it work in Chelmsford.

    Its not like that is a good idea for a day to day basis of logic. Really looking forward to seeing this costume and you will find out more information about the possibility of the world used for complex religious journeys and the idea that design and development of the time of freedom.

    Well that was more esoteric than expected.
     
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    Nov 12, 2019 #58
    Valid.
     
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  19. Arthellion

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    Dec 1, 2019 #59
    Bringing this back, but with this:

    [​IMG]

    I am Arthellion, God of the next semester, bringer of spaghetti and meatballs. Fear me because I will drown your children.
     
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    Dec 1, 2019 #60
    I am Sorrows, Goddess of fire, bringer of the day and Amazon prime. Fear me because I have been working on the weekend.
     
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