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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Zombie, Dec 2, 2019.

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Dec 2, 2019 #1

I shouldn't have to remind anyone that porn doesn't go here, put it in S&P. If you have to think whether or not its too fucked to post here, then it probably shouldn't be posted here.

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Guys I think I found my new favorite thread.

"Everything about you seems like Chaotic Evil. " -Majube, pronounced Mah-jew-bay

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I did make it with you and a couple other people in mind.

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You know you're something when you can line up Arthellion, DR, and Vlad [RIP] on the same side ~ Nazgus

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Scene: a fairly average cemetery, basking in the last rays of the mid-autumn sun, 70 F and not a cloud in the sky. A man, nondescript, wearing sunglasses that were popular several summers ago, but were more likely picked up after that fact, opens a gate that has seen better days. Miraculously, no metal whine occurs as he does so. All the same, he leaves it open, though whether it is out of fear of the grating sound or out of negligence is unclear.

He moves with less purpose than usually seen. It is as if he is looking for someone, but, being unfamiliar with this particular cemetery, he is momentarily lost. Yet soon, he finds a trail, and picks up the pace, moving with purpose to end up in front of one of the most recent graves. He takes in the sight: flowers, lack of tombstone - it is too recent a passing - and the wooden plate with engraving that serves as it for now. He lowers his head, offering a silent prayer, or perhaps thoughts, before leaving something of his own.

It is an engraved piece of wood, similar to the tombstone, but smaller, and far more intricate. Eagle-eyed viewers easily make out the sloth hidden behind, but the circle and large stripe across make no sense to people not in the know. As it should be. After that, the man leaves. Yet, those closeby might hear a whisper on the wind. "Finally, Arthellion is banned."
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Dec 3, 2019 #5

weak tier cursed

good thread

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it’s because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

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Selethe || Cell#9999

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The Ed Sheeran one kills me every time.
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"WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?"
The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of the potato. "SQUEAK," he said.
Death waved a hand dismissively. "WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME," he said. "I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE."
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"Everything about you seems like Chaotic Evil. " -Majube, pronounced Mah-jew-bay

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I'll be honest, I hate Ron because he's one of the poors.
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Legend of the Galactic Heroes said:

Frederica: Autocracy is the most effective structure with which to carry out drastic changes.

Yang: On the other hand, democracy is a roundabout thing. And people who are disenchanted with such roundabout-ness will always say: “Let’s give power to a great politician and have him spearhead revolutionary changes.” I wonder if the masses have always wanted an autocrat. And they might just be getting the ideal autocratic ruler right now. Compared to that brilliant golden idol, democracy is nothing but a faded bronze idol.
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You act like you don't wear this under all your clothes.

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...under?

Have Australian citizenship, will sham marriage for $$$.

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Sree said:

when you look into your mom's eyes, scott
can you tell how disappointed she is that she has you for a son
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You really are a niche market, you know that?

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I suppose, but it's appropriate for the thread.

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