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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

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Dec 24, 2019 #122

You leave out the best parts?

I don't even like looking at men unless I have to in a business context.

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Embrace the Pandemonium.

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Amphetamine powered.

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Dec 25, 2019 #125

Legolas would shank Santa like the corporate oppressor he is.

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Dec 25, 2019 #126

Desolation- Pokemon.

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Dec 25, 2019 #127

Merry Christmas

happyg said:

As far as I can tell, Sree is some kind of racist joke.
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frickles said:

i have to admit, unlike the other guy, you came at me with facts and sources, and not just throwing slurs. I enjoyed chatting with you
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collinsworth_: I turned to her looking like a seriously aroused hawk

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Dec 25, 2019 #128

Merry Christmas!

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"Everything about you seems like Chaotic Evil. " -Majube, pronounced Mah-jew-bay

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Dec 25, 2019 #130

Apologies it's all tumblr screenshots. But finishing on something vaguely christmassy

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"It all averages out, shit happens two to three times a week, ordinary people do it in the median." Tim Dorsey, "Orange Crush"

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Amphetamine powered.

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Dec 26, 2019 #133

Faith.

I don't know when you gave it up, lost child. Were you never loved when you were young? Did a woman spurn you, or did the system beat you down? What hardships drove you, controlled you, until you came before me today?

It's hard to keep faith when I see children like you, broken and despoiled, then tossed aside when their purpose is finished. Oh yes, my boy, you're hardly the first ringleader I've seen down here, and you might yet not be the last. You’re full of fire and fury, just like all the ones before, but you and I both know that it’s a hollow feeling. There’s a faith-sized hole in your heart, and no amount of Warp-spawn will fill it.

You don’t have faith in the Imperium. You don’t have faith in your fellow man. You can’t even believe in love, or hope, or joy and despair that doesn’t come from an alien abomination. You can’t see the ocean of corruption, yet you’re drowning in it. You’re lost in the wilderness, little child, and only you and the Emperor can know how deep you’ve sunk.

Other lost children have asked me why I stay. Minister of a sad little church, shepard of a tiny flock, drowning in the greed and corruption from above - I’m just one man. I stand here fighting a battle already lost, with the hive in flames, the Governor and his cronies dead, and the black ships standing watch above. Perhaps there is no point to this mad universe; mayhaps it truly is a galaxy spinning adrift from rhyme or reason.

Yet the Emperor, for all his power, was just one man. Horus the Betrayer, Saint Sebastian Thor, and even humble Ollanius Pius were all just men. You are one man, as am I. Each of us may be saints or sinners, as we make of the lives given us.

I look at you, strong in Warp-borne mutations and diseases, and all I can see is weakness. You were so frail that when hardship bore down on you, and when this harsh reality sunk its claws in, you bargained your immortal soul away for relief from a little pain. Your physical strength cannot hide your spiritual weakness: where better men stood fast and died proudly, you sold out your Emperor and your fellow man for your worthless life.

So come fight me, lost children. We’ve all made our choices, and now those choices have made us. I shall bring you into His light with cleansing flame and prayers, and redeem us all in death. Come one or come all, you shall not put a foot into this hallowed ground while I still draw breath.

For I have faith, and that is enough.

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Dec 26, 2019 #134

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How did a cruel bully like you become a mod?
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I agree. Same is true for Jaws. It would be far better movie if they just showed the damn shark more.

Anyway, image tax:

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Dec 27, 2019 #136

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Dec 27, 2019 #137

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That's totally cursed.

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Dec 27, 2019 #138

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That's totally cursed.
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Part of me just wants to know what it tastes like. Just once.

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pbluekan said: ↑

Part of me just wants to know what it tastes like. Just once.
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Ehhh, personally I find the coconut to be the disgusting part of that bar. Chocolate and olives go great together, though I've only tried it with black olives.

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