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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

  1. Erotic Adventures of S

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    Let's go through it:
    In a vacuum, the answer would be 1/4, 25%. But two of the answers say 25%, which means it'd be 2/4, or 50%. And since there's only one 50% choice, that means it's 1/4, or 25% again. Which loops back around to having 2 correct answers, or 50%, and so on.

    Which, ultimately, means the answer is B: 0% (which itself means it's a 25% chance to randomly get the right answer and enter the logic loop), because the probability of a random answer is infinitely recursive and therefore you can't ever arrive on the correct response.
     
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    Quite possible this was posted before, but it'd be topical anyway...
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    Oh, the irony… :D

    Though this reminds me of one of my all-time favourite Holt quotes: “You know I’m still getting over the tragic loss of my wife. She was such a strong, female woman, with nice, heavy breasts.”
     
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    Don't worry, we can stick them in your mouth if you want.
     
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    And just for fun, a little slice-of-life, Aussie-style:
     
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    l Iove how supportive the mirror is.
     
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