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Let's shit on Daphne

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by lopeck, Jul 12, 2020.

  1. Goten Askil

    Goten Askil Groundskeeper

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    Nah, Ginny needs to stay in Gryffindor so Harry has balance in his life. One lion and one snake, yin and yang, Potter and Black. If Ginny isn't a Gryff it's all broken. Of course they should all still be Grey wizards with no preconceived hatred towards dark magic that kills of maims people, so ceasing all contact with blood traitors is a necessity.
     
  2. NewtScamander

    NewtScamander Banned

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    On an another note lets shit on Fleur as well she is a disgusting creature not worthy of Harry. Only the purest of purebloods are worthy of Harry.
     
  3. NewtScamander

    NewtScamander Banned

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    Still don't get the appeal of pairing one of Malfoy's whores with Harry when there are plenty of pretty Gryffindors or Susan Bones for that matter.
     
  4. Goten Askil

    Goten Askil Groundskeeper

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    You criticizing creatures with such a pseudo as yours pains my heart.
     
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    Fleur is best girl bird
     
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  6. Paladin

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    Quite frankly, I admire your attempt at speedrunning for a ban, and wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.
     
  7. Mestre

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    Fleur can't be a girl because she is a chicken. Best Girl is Daphne, neutrality and balance is the only path that Harry can use to free himself from Dumbasdoor control and from his battle from Moldyshoorts.
     
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    Daphne is too good a character. Talk about aesthetic minimalism! Despite being explicitly mentioned only once, you can still feel the impact she has on the plot.
    Why is Dumbledore Supreme Mugwump? Because the Greengrasses are neutral.
    How did Harry and Ron escape from the Slytherin dorm after almost getting caught for impersonating Crabbe and Goyle? Daphne "accidentally" tripped their pursuers.
    Who found Luna's shoes before she had to go outside? Daphne did.
    Where did Cedric get the idea to submerge the egg? That's right: Daphne.
     
  9. NewtScamander

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    Isn't it Shitpost Sunday?
     
  10. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe

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    Okay in conclusion, best girl is Tonks because she can turn into both Daphne and Fleur.
     
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    She is an half blood and a shapeshifter and too fucking old for him.
     
  12. Mestre

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    A fake can never surpass the original!
     
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    Even Newt Scamander wouldn't approve of whore like Fleur. There is the Boy who lived and she goes after Bill fucking Weasley?
     
  14. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe

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    Why is shapeshifting a negative tho
     
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    Because thats not natural beauty. Why do you want a fraud? And I get serious pedo vibes from Tonks.
     
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    Daphne is best girl not just because she is the best-looking, but also because she has the best personality. That's right, we in the Harry Potter fandom don't just care about surface level characteristics like looks: we like a character because they're smart, funny, gentle, pleasant, witty, kind, etc.
     
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    Who has the best tits? Its Susan Bones. Susan for the win. And If Malfoy would marry her sister instead of her than just imagine how ugly she must be.
     
  19. Selethe

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    I propose an exotic and rare new OTP

    HP/fem!Draco
     
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    So Harry, and.... Daphne Greengrass. You're a man of culture and taste, Selethe.
     
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