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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

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Jan 12, 2021 #1221

“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”
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― Jean-Paul Sartre, "Anti-Semite and Jew"

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Jan 12, 2021 #1222

Not safe for life.

Amphetamine powered.

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Jan 12, 2021 #1223

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Jan 12, 2021 #1224

"Everything about you seems like Chaotic Evil. " -Majube, pronounced Mah-jew-bay

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Jan 13, 2021 #1225

Silirt said: ↑

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Looks like someone got buried under the gravel.

Amphetamine powered.
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Jan 13, 2021 #1226

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Jan 14, 2021 #1227

Looks like Mab isn’t the only one to wear black when passing judgement.

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Jan 14, 2021 #1228

Zeelthor said:

You're one sick, brilliant fucker, Seratin
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The Indigo Road | Great and Terrible
A Pokemon Quest | A Harry Potter story

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Jan 14, 2021 #1229

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Jan 14, 2021 #1230

And then there's hair in every crevice of your otherwise polished bike. That's just poorly executed.

Sree said:

when you look into your mom's eyes, scott
can you tell how disappointed she is that she has you for a son
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Jan 14, 2021 #1231

definitely the most expensive barber chair.
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Jan 16, 2021 #1232

Buy crapped out motorbike that’s only good for basic parts.

Polish.

Profit.

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Jan 16, 2021 #1233

No back support for however long you need to hold still for a haircut? Fuck that noise.

Have Australian citizenship, will sham marriage for $$$.

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Jan 17, 2021 #1234

DLP Dynasty Football League spreadsheet

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Jan 17, 2021 #1235

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Jan 17, 2021 #1236

Did it work or not?

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Jan 17, 2021 #1237

"Have you tried 'not giving a shit?'" This is my advice for most problems.

Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb.

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Jan 18, 2021 #1238

“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”
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― Jean-Paul Sartre, "Anti-Semite and Jew"

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Jan 18, 2021 #1239

Everyone knows this is the way.

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Jan 20, 2021 #1240

Blorcyn said:

I don’t meant to say he’s a poof or mawkish.
He’s just really really nice.
And his butthole is like a glove.
Where I thought it would be a draughty wind tunnel.
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