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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

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    The absolute fuck?
     
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    This one spoke to my Midwest Lutheran soul.
     
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    I am almost sure it's English as a second language, and probably not from Western Europe.
     
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    In the same humor, behold the Iraqi Minister of defense:
    qegqwywa9qk71.jpg
     
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    What I'm curious about is how did the Iraqi Defense Minister get some rando 20-something Swedish kid's phone number? Like, how did those two meet, and why would they exchange numbers? Was it a random hook-up, and now the Iraqi DM is getting clingy?

    Anyway,

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    There's a lot of jokes about people's awareness of how it works, but there have been people especially during the worst bouts of covid saying 'please at least give me a placebo'.
     
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    Funny, I immediately thought of Father Guido Sarducci

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    Goddamn it, 999 nut November has played me like a fool once again.
     
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    I half expected the border guard to offer some.
     
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    Oh, that's supposed to be Gollum. I just thought it was an average internet troll.
     
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