1. I guess Hamas and Hezbollah were jealous of all those nightclubs and buses in Israel.

2. Where the hell did you get that signature?

edit: the other signature, with the plane. <_< D:

 

The Book of Dobby, in which Dobby plays prophet to Harry's message of peace through WW2-era airplanes and high explosives.

 

The people talking about how terrible it would be to use 15-year-olds as suicide bombers should probably realize that a fellow 15-year-old would consider them old enough.

 

Terrorist Harry does seem like a bit of a stretch, but after watching "Avatar" in Muggle London, Harry, with Dobby, Ron and the entire Weasley clan could become Eco-Terrorists, sending house elves suicide bombers against oil refineries.

 

... And would quickly be crushed by the heroic Captain Planet.

 

Tch, if it's done, can it be done without house elves? I'm so sick of them being the fundamental weakness in every plot.

Wards on a house? Get an elf.
Need a new kind of magic taught to you? Get an elf.
Need money from the bank? Get an elf.
Want a whore? Get an elf (to get you one.).

Yes, Dobby will do just about damn near anything for Harry, and thanks to DH they get to bypass wards and everything else all the time now. It really takes away from the story, though.

May as well just ask Dobby, "Hey, when the Dark Lord is sleeping, go snap your fingers and pop off his head. Mkay? You're the best Dobby. Remind me to get you that Spanish Fly for the weekend with Winky after all this."

Boring.

 

In JK Rowling's world, muslims don't exist, nor do other cultures (not european) magical civilizations. Except maybe egypt, which is still extinct in her "magical" (read: rascist) world.

 

I have not yet welcomed you to darklordpotter. Allow me to welcome you to darklordpotter. Being here at darklordpotter is pretty neat. Don't you think? Have you read some of the, very, sick dark!harry stories in the library?

That aside, I like the idea as a one-shot. As part of a serious story, not so much.

 

Massive fucking necro.

 

And I'm a fool for having not seen the dates. Allow me a moment to.. Sorry admins. I'll try to read dates in the future.

 

sad no one wrote anything further on this.... would have loved to see some fic in this setting

 

Don't know if there is a fic that has this exact premise, but the fic that comes the closest is probably @Puzzled Realignment.

https://forums.darklordpotter.net/threads/realignment.29793/

 

Wohoooo! TYSM!

 

I find it amusing that a two month break between posts resulted in this comment, and then the next comment was 13 years later, and the response was helpful.

How times change (for the better).