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In 2101 An E-Peen War Was Brewing...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Antivash, Jun 7, 2007.

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  1. Murton

    Murton DJ OEM DLP Supporter

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    Jun 15, 2007 #21
    What I find funny about this, is jbern seems to be taking it all seriously. HOw can one find anything said on these boards on such a close level that makes them react when poked? lulz.
     
  2. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    It's very serious to the Jimster, MurToN.

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  3. Murton

    Murton DJ OEM DLP Supporter

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    Jun 15, 2007 #23
    The internets is of course serious business.
     
  4. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Jun 15, 2007 #24
    LOCKED. TIRED. RETREAD. We've learned nothing new and the penises flopping around are bugging me.

    Welcome Hoyt.
    I blame you for starting this with a crappy intro. Don't try again.
     
  5. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    What? You know, my penis is "cute" but I think Gio was just being nice when he said that.

    Must've missed the lock button?
     
  6. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Didn't miss. Just didn't stick.

    Vash unlocked it five minutes before your post. I'll shut up now.
     
  7. BioPlague

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  8. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    You two really need to have that contest. . . Pinkboa and I will act as the impartial arbiters.
     
  9. BioPlague

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  10. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    That depends on what your view of alternate dimensions is.

    Now as for the factors. Pinkboa and I will be measuring:

    1. Size (Length/Width) -- 25%

    2. Proportionality (Chodes are nasty) -- 35%

    3. Cleanliness -- 20%

    4. Appearance -- 20%
     
  11. BioPlague

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    [​IMG]

    Nothing more needs to be said.
     
  12. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Off with the boxers or you can't be entered ;)
     
  13. Swimdraconian

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    No Photoshopping allowed.
     
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  14. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Wow, so you're not a total fuckup. In this instance. Congratulations. I guess I'll have to get that Jesus of my wall and nail a JBern to a cross.

    Maybe I'll use BP's e-peen as a nail. It's quite thin and pointy, but I don't think it's hard enough.

    Anyway.

    There was something else I wanted to write, but I forgot. Seriously, it's like Alzheimers without the old age. I fucking leave my room and forget what I wanted to do. I need to fucking log my thoughts.
     
  15. Gullible

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  16. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Jun 16, 2007 #36
    The aesthetic value will also be judged.

    I'll handle that, as Gio is a size whore.
     
  17. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    What can I say. . . I don't want to end up with someone like Mitch.
     
  18. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Yeah, I hear he's a shitty lay.
     
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  19. Mindless

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    He'd probably tell you to eat shit and die.
     
  20. The Dark Lord Squash

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    How did Mitch come into this? So wait what was the point of this thread again?
     
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