I actually just c/p it from the PYP but think what you want ^_^

 

What can I say -- I find you irresistably sexy

Now, I demand that Jim post a picture of his penis. It's the only way we can judge!

 

I have google searched him

I think he'll have a bit of trouble.

 

Holy shit it's Santa.

 

*Bows to Xiph0's mighty E-Peen.*

 

That looks disturbingly similar to one of my previous maths teachers.

Hes got the glasses, the weight, the beard, everything.

/me goes to puke
uke:

 

It kind of reminds me of this health teacher I had named Mr. Garrison, he enjoyed showing us pictures of STDs and telling us our penises would fall off.

 

Did he have a little puppet on his hand and eventually get a sex change, but not before shoving a gerbil up his slave's ass?

 

South Park

That is all.

 

Ya, that was kind of the joke about him, that and the one that he used a laptop to look at porn in class because he had been caught on the school computer he was provided with.

 

Go away for awhile and all the tards come out.

Oh I see that everyone has been so busy this weekend. The clarion call for action has gone out and I apparently have brought the wrath of the IRCHole Reject Squad ™ down on me. What will I ever do? Man, if this is the best DLP can do, we’ve sunk in quality. Let the mocking commence…

My selection for most flaccid out there other than Biotwit has to be Xipho. So you pretty much recycle the same tired graphic that’s been used 3 times in this thread. What are you 12 or something? You must be the top student in your Vo-Tech class. Good luck with that Welder’s Certificate, buddy! Do you want to see something more creative? Look in the toilet the next time you pinch a loaf. Your shit at least has the intellect to get away from you!

Ah yes, now on to Biotwit. I don’t need Alpha Fight Club to humble your worthless ass. All you have is the ability to search around on the internet and add captions to them. How shockingly original! I love your attempt to mock my writing. Maybe I'll be published someday, maybe not but I already know I've got a better chance than a pretender like you. Quick go find any other 2nd person story on FF.net over a thousand words. Didn’t think so? Other stories where Harry wants to be a cursebreaker? Nope. Actually Sam Kinnison was my model for the hat not the guy from Full Metal Jacket. Now that was an insult comic. We could discuss the merits of the story and all but I don’t really care what you think. You can think my writing is mediocre all you want. I’ve got thousands of fans who disagree.

On the other hand, I think you are a waste of human flesh. Nothing to do with your writing, it’s just you and these little posts you make prove what a little degenerate you are.

You want some reality checked spermburper – you say that Yarrgh and the others were nerds. Look around you geek. You’re clearly trying to be the coolest guy on a Harry Potter fanfiction site. Wow when you dream big, you really dream big! You should probably thank me for attracting some new blood otherwise, you’d be forced to start eating your own.

Boy, I sure hope your parents are loaded and can support your loser ass. Otherwise practice the following phrases, “Would you like fries with that?” and “Can I take your order please?” Too many other jobs that require you to speak will be beyond you.

What is it with the janitor thing anyway? I remember folks saying that’s what Vash did for a living. I have no idea what he does. Unless I went out and started a subchapter S corporation for IT Consulting two years ago (www.ejbnetworking.com) in an effort to convince people that I am not a janitor, I must be a Network Engineer. What great job does a 20 something year old punkass like yourself aspire to? Can you actually do anything other than give plants something to do when they convert your CO2 back to Oxygen?

I don’t think god will punish you for being mean. I don’t think any higher power would give enough of a shit about you. You’re probably not that important.

So please, go back to your computer and gather more funny images and add captions to them. I need more entertainment from you moron. Dance for me little jester. Dazzle everyone with your so-called skills. It’s been a slow weekend and everyone needs a laugh.

Jim

 

lulz

XD

 

Is it wrong to laugh about this? Because really, that's all anyone can do. This thread is epic in its triviality.

Make note, that I am not a "fan" of anyone. Not Jbern, not Vash, Bioplague, or anyone else on this site. I don't care enough to have a particular DLP party leaning. That being said, we are a group of internet geeks who happen to deviate even further from social norms by also being Harry Potter fans.

Admit it. It's true.

Jbern is right. He, out of all of us, probably has the closest chance of being published. Meaning, he can gain real life benefits. Makes you think.

The concept! Wow! Fucking amazing, isn't it?

Let the virtual pissing contest commence. Ra! Ra! Ra!

 

This thread fails.

I demand pictures for judging!

Wow. . . My 3,500th post. . . Number 4,000 will be a while from now methinks

 

That's right Darius, now go sit in his lap like a good little boy...

 

Wow, that was quite the most useless post I've seen in quite some time, SlutBust. Apparently you haven't posted in near a month 'till today. Pity, it could have been longer.

Quick, find another story on DLP other than The Office where Fred and George rape Ginny 'till she bursts. None? Well, clearly The Office is a good story then.

And Amer would fuck them all.

Wanna know why?

Spoiler

Amer fucks sheep.

You're clearly trying to come out ahead in a race of stupidity. Remember, arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. And this is the Special Olympics of arguing on the internet.

It's like the retard with the best chances for a Pulitzer. I can see the many publishers crawling through the HP archives, looking for prospective authors like the Nobel Prize Comittee for Mathematics looking in the slums of Antarctica.

I too gain real life benefits from this:
Lulz.

 

Damn world! You didn't go get the little picture of the kid running to go along with the graphic. What's the matter? Mommy didn't want you spending too much time on the Internet tonight?

Jim

 

Yeah, that and I thought my post was going to be long enough as is. Oh wait, no, the reason was another one: I didn't care enough to look for it.

So, instead of addressing anything within the post, you play the age card? Very mature.

But hey, you're a 37 year old writing HP FF. What did I expect?

On a totally unrelated note, whenever someone mentions you, I remember the picture of Kinsfire. Weird, huh?