So long as we talk about the first thing that pops up.

 

We all agree that The Office is a good story. Excellent.

Now make with the dick pics!

 

Was there actually anything in your post you wanted replied to World?

You stated that Bloodlust shouldn't post. The Office is good fiction. Amerison would screw anything with a hole and that this arguement is pointless.

Anything in there in particular that I was supposed to respond to, loser? Of course this is pointless. I don't think anything I'm saying is going to create a sudden change in any of the IRCholes. I was just bored and this is my way of amusing myself seeing how long it takes for most of you twits to run out of insults.

Jim

 

IRCholes = Lame

If you're bored write! Every second writing brings you a second closer to getting published. DLP is behind you, with support like this I know you can do it!

Sigging yourself = Lame

 

Huh, you don't seem to be the sharpest crayon in the trash can, are you?

Alright, let me spell out what I said. Maybe you shall be able to understand then.

What I said was that being unique in a limited environment doesn't count for quality. You argued that your story is good because of that.

With this I said that thousands of fans are sheep (FF fangirls in particular), and their opinion counts for little. Popularity is not a guarantee for quality.

I said that you are a retard.

Oh wow, that hit me hard. Now I've got to think of a new insult you... you.. twit!

Oh, and quoting yourself in your signature? With quotation marks? At least give the source :banana:

 

World I've already held your wide and slightly longer then average dick in my hands. . . But Pinkboa needs a picture in order to judge it.

So we're up to three people in the penis contest.

It would be 4 if Darius was of age.

 

What about the pictures you made? Even if there are none without your thin and pointy pecker besides it, that's no reason to be ashamed...

 

Bio, Vash, Jbern, and World, show me your E-Peens! (bonus points will be given to those with more then one )

Oh, and World, Gio's told me so much. I'm excited.

 

I do hope you're not accusing me of having an E-peen Gio.

 

Darius: E-Peen? No no no. . . Pinkboa and I are judging the real version.

And World -- I know that's your recollection, however you seem to have altered your recollections. . . There's an IRC log that says otherwise

Want to go back to the basement?

 

Looks like World has this handled. Love the "I'm just amusing myself" line, too. Denial and bullshitting is always the first step when someone's angry and is trying to lash out.

- I'm not a janitor!! [drops fifty links supporting this]
- I'm a great author, look at my reviews and fans!@!

Yeah. I was born rich, I don't have to work, I have a BME degree and all I do is golf daily, garden and enjoy insulting people to get a rise out of them.

Very top secret information and I care.

I have thousands of fans who can back me up on that one too, jbern.

LOL @ the "WHO ELSE HAS A CURSEBREAKER STORY?!" Who cares?

Just a little fyi if you want to drop stats over unoriginal work - my SW/HP crossover averages almost as many reviews per chapter as any of your pieces of shit you call original and I get e-mails daily from adoring fans who want me to update a clusterfuck of epic proportions that hasn't been updated in two years.

Or the wonderful reviews like this gem:

oh my god please hurry up and add more or else i will have to cry i love your story and i really want to read more like this sometime my brother has read this and told me about it he wants to see more as well but right now i think he is over seas but he might not be for i haven't heard from him for about 17 mounts now

Get a clue, Jimster. It's HP Fanfiction. You don't matter. You have your little niche that hardly extends to anyone who hasn't read my stories. And I don't even try.

Yes, that's funny isn't it? I don't use a beta, I don't spend days worrying about reviews and if I feel like writing, I write.

You work so hard and as I've caught you visiting this thread every day since my little bait, you've probably seethed internally, haven't you? But it's all for naught, isn't it - this post claiming "amusement"? You're working hard on HP Fanfiction because you think it'll lead to GAINFUL (lol) employment with some publisher? Or maybe you'll be like all the guys who make SW and Warcraft ripoffs?

You have as much a chance as becoming an author as Emma Lipardi, BJH or any other moron who writes non-dynamic characters in a semi-original atmosphere. Oh wow - independent Harry that leaves for a country that isn't England? Oh shit, that's cutting edge jbern! You added native Americans, a cursebreaker and ruined Luna's character because you're a terrible author?

Cutting edge, jbern! Rofl.

The same c2s that carry your shitty story, carry my shitty stories. And if I tried - just tried - I'd get the same amount of reviews for any of my new stories because I have my niche too and I'd be updating frequently which, with the modicum of skill I have, is all that's required to have a fanbase of ardent fucktards who'd defend you against reality.

That it's Harry Potter fanfiction and that you don't matter. You're just an ordinary loser who's 40 years old, writes HPFF and thinks it'll matter a year from now. When your job is exported to India or China in the next five years and I'm driving from the Par 4 fourth tee box, get back to me on the importance of maintaining an image on HPFF.

And as for me maintaining an image on DLP? You do realize I just say inane things, contradict myself and spam people who take the game too seriously, right?

Maybe it's because I'm a loser, huh?

Oh yeah. Maybe it's because I'm not original. Fourth year Harry, add random father to the equation and try from first person poorly is original in the sense that no one else would even want to fucking try it.

And of course, the customary pic:

 

Merrill I'm disappointed in you. Your signature is missing any reference to GinnyPotter.

Xiph0: I'm an interlocuter.

 

... o.o Wut? Seriously. What the hell are you talking about. Bio and you argued for a while after it took you a week to come up with your witty comeback to an idiotic petition that was deleted. Then it degraded into Gio/Pink smut, and further into Pink/Dari hate.

When you stopped replying, it stopped being about you. But then, to someone who feels the hight of wit is quoting themselves, it isn't really too hard to see how you can mistake that.

We'll just mark it up to old age.

13 actually.

Oohhhhh Poop jokes!

With quality humor like this, its a wonder you aren't heralded as a comedian of unparalleled talent, must like the Holy Trinity of Comedy: Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, or George Carlin.

The poop jokes are regulated to the Mitch thread, or third grade. And while I realize that was a long time ago, and what with all the bullying you must have endured; a time you'd like to forget, lets keep things simple and just say the Mitch thread.

Not nearly as original as say... Biotwit? Never heard that one before. Biotwat. Cuntface. Douchebag The fucking court Jester. Jerkoff. Gardenboy. But never Biotwit. A point to you.

Or IRCHole. With such a talent for insult comedy, its no wonder you are so popular with prepubescent girls and the more .. flamboyant men around the internet. Really, you must teach me one of these days.

Really. Be sure to let me know how that goes. I'm sure if someone like you can get published, anyone can.

Me Again. And its better than Bungle. Simple fact is that, regardless of PoV, its bland and not all that good. Ive seen literally hundreds of professional, published books that are written that way.

So in conclusion to this point I say: Wow, you can write 2nd PoV.

Want a cookie?

Ive seen six, as a matter of fact. Two of them decent, one worth reading, and the rest tripe. Excluding yours, of course. Given time, I'm sure I could dig up the links, in fact.

One: You misspelled Kinison.

Two: I hope like hell you are kidding because that is the worst Sam Kinison impersonation I've ever seen.

Really? Because your lengthy reply suggests otherwise.

o.o

Wow. That sounds vaguely similar to Kinsfire, yet another 35+ year old Pedophilic Harry Potter Fan.

As compared to the 37 year old arguing on the internet with the little waste of human flesh degenerate?

For once, we agree. Mid, Raven, and I are the coolest guys here. Its pointless to attempt to change that.

As with the same argument I make for stories, I'll make for your "New Blood."

Quality over Quantity. It doesnt matter if you bring a hundred thousand people in if 99.999% of them are drooling idiotic fangirl whores who only know how to suck off Alan Rickman for playing Snape, or Grint for Ron, Or Radciffe for Potter. People so unintelligent they dont differentiate the difference between the actor and the character.

Ill take Bio over your fans any day.

Those jokes were great when Kinison was alive. Your generation should learn to change with the times, you know.

Mindless internet memes are where its at now. Why? Becauase...

THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

This has to be the most ridiculous of everything you've posted.

True.

True.

True.

Wait... What? Amerison isnt even IN this argument and your taking shots at him? Fucking pathetic. But that aside, lets examine your logic.

World says your fans are sheep. You say Amerison fucks anything with a hole. So there fore anything with a hole = your fans?

Long after you will run out, it seems, if you resort to taking pot shots at Amerision.

Richard (AM CAN ADD I'S NAME TO A POST TOO! AM IS COOL YET?!)

 

Really, don't bother with stats. Saying your story is good because you have tons of reviews is like saying I'm a good DLP member because of my rep.

 

You're writing HP FF and think there is even a remote chance to be published because of it? You, sir, live in a different world to me entirely.

I will return.

 

So will there be any pictures or not?

 

Slightly better version:

 

...where are the penis pictures?