For once we actually agree on something. I bet your golf games just as crappy as mine. You keep talking about baiting me, but I see your dumb ass along with all your little friends here all the time to.

If you tried you could be cool? Please all you do is try to be cool and you fail miserably. You're the one who'll never amount to anything, just hope Mommy and Daddy's money never runs out. You'll be in a world of hurt if you ever have to rely on your own abilities - photoshop will only take you so far.

For the record, I won't be published because of anything I write in HP fanfics. I will however keep getting better at my writing. Maybe I will make it one day with my own original stuff.

You keep saying how unoriginal and uninspired my work is. Is that all you've got? Oh wait, you throw in a few pictures and tell yourself that you're a winner. Enjoy the delusions BP, apparently your mom didn't completely miss with the coat hanger.

Oh Vash, you came back! Throw a little shit around the board and sure enough it'll attract a maggot like you. The smell is so enticing isn't it? I'll agree that Mid and Raven are cool, you just don't cut it and you never will.

Jim

 

Do you have a wife as beautiful as Ishtar, Jbern?

 

Bio! Jbern!

Quite fighting and show us the fucking photos!

 

To Quote Bio: All I have to say is LOL.

Or maybe A little more in the form of a picture.

 

Dick pics or GTFO and STFU.

 

I am very tempted to post a dick pic to satisfy Gio and Death, but alas I am underage and am sure this forum is inspected regularly for any illegal activity.

 

Your dick isn't needed -- or wanted. . . This is between JBern, Vash, Merrill, and World.

 

Rejection remains
In place of a childish hope
E-peen shrinks to not

Sadness haiku.

 

Fine. Ill post a picture of a dick for you all.

 

But what of the Dicks dick?

We've already seen that picture -- we demand more skin. . . And knowledge of a whether or not there is foreskin.

 

Lets see more though...

 

Gio, you're worse then I am.

 

You are telling people they will never be cool? Please, you quoted yourself in your signature.

 

So quick to fall back to using pictures. I had hopes for you Vash, I didn't think you were that much of a failure, but again you find a way to shine through. Though your picture of a dick looks more like a pathetic little turd to me.

I find it odd that you would go the pedophile route on me Vash, I don't really see it. I had Harry get lucky with an older woman and he had sex with Susan after they were engaged, but it was tastefully done unlike the porn you write - or used to write. I would think that you're the pedophile there Richard or do you prefer Dick? I'll let everyone insert the bad pun here, or wherever you'll let them insert something.

My wife is a lovely woman, Bio with more talent than either of us will ever have. She fortunately has a soft spot for me. Try some other bait there, I won't go for it.

On the other hand twenty years from now, you'll still be sucking off your parents teets to live there Biosponge. Thank goodness you have your pride! Good show there!

Odd how everyone seems to be irate that I have a quote from myself in my signature. Didn't Bio just have one with all his cool quotes in it a few hours ago? Yet I'm the one who everyone accuses of having sheep followers.

Please continue entertaining me Vash and Bio. So far your best just isn't good enough.

Jim

 

JBern, you're missing the point of the thread. You need to show us some E-Peen.

 

More talent indeed, that ping pong ball trick is amazing!

 

This is quite possibly the best thread I have ever seen on DLP. Is anybody else enjoying it as much as I am?