I missed this discussion, but then again I'm not an Admin.

Who wants beer?

 

This ought to be interesting.

 

I miss that pimp avatar of his.



Come baahaahaaack!

 

In my biased but clearly correct opinion, I say that the banned can only be unbanned by a group consensus of at least 782% of the non-admin users, who then "sign" a petition by spamming other forums with their real names and social security numbers (if applicable) repeated at least ten times - to make sure the "message is received".

We then simply poll the Internets by creating two Youtube videos, one called "Stay Banned" and the other called "Unban", each of which will be a horrific stream of barely but unmistakably pornographic images. By seeing which video gets more views, we'll know which way the Internet is leaning.

Finally Digg and slashdot get spammed with only one word: "Unbannification" and a link to a picture of the word "BAN?", like this:



All complaint emails get the following response:

"That's what SHE said!"

We then print out all the hate mail and create a giant picture of the banned one's face.

And then we burn it in effigy.

That ought to get most of my hatred out, and then I can be rational - although I probably won't be. Who were we talking about again?

-J

 

Taurie LOLed at me for being mutilated by a tomato slicer... I can never forgive that. Well not with out getting head or something.

 

lulz that was funny. You typed retarded for like a month on IRC.

 

You would to if you had 3 fingers in bandages and the end of you index finger amputated due to infection... fucking tomato slicer.

 

Did you take your revenge upon it or are you scared to go near it every time you see it and crawl into a ball and cry?

 

Ball and cry.

 

I'm only posting here because Xenon did. He's my lurking hero. Xenon <3

 

Cervus jumps on Lord_Bill and rides him like a pony. In a manly and ungay way, of course.

 

So wait I must have been gone when all thsi went down, want did he do anyways? As he is back I will toss a welcome, but at the time my computer at DLP did not get along so I was running blind. Help a Squash in need.

 

served it purpose. Sree can post if he wants explaining why he seemingly lost his mind, lol.

 

Still gotta respect James though man, he's gotten the Cavs a shitload more wins, and added in another 140+ mill a year to that franchise. Check out this month's ESPN news mag for details