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You know I am sure that if you had taken the time to think this through jbern, you would have realized it is highly unlikely for you to actually 'win' this argument.

(Unless the fans come rushing in hordes to aid you)
And even then it seems improbable.

You're basically trying to convince everyone that you write good fanfiction.

Which would be impossible once you realize that swaying everyone's opinion is just that.

Impossible.

I will admit that I actually liked your story to begin with, Bungle in the Jungle. Heck I even read it all the way through.

Destroying Luna though...I thoughtit was some sick joke on your part.

And if it wasn't for the mere convenience of, what was it?

Oh yes Bill having something on him that belonged to that other guy.

Then Bill would be dead.

Considering you catered to the fans' whim of not offing Bill.

Why couldn't you do the same to Loony Luna's characterization?

Would you listen to yourself though.

You are a forty year old man arguing with adolescents and young adults wether your fanfiction, about Harry Potter, is up to par with their standards.

I found this thread quite funny, but I think you have the roles reversed.

To quote you, as that seems to be the cool thing nowadays.

"So please, go back to your computer and gather more funny things to write. I need more entertainment from you moron. Dance for me little jester. Dazzle everyone with your so-called skills. It’s been a slow weekend and everyone needs a laugh."

On a side note:

Vash did you really stop writing for the challenge?

 

One would have thought Bio that the reviews would have to be positive for them to count towards the fic being good. Thus fails your example.

 

JBern never said anything about reviews positive.

 

Sup Mordecai, stick to playing DND

 

For the time being, aye. I've not written anything Harry Potter centered in quite some time. It fails to catch my interest at the moment, the writing portion. Some good stories ive seen lately, so I'm still reading, waiting on the mood to strike me to pick up bluer or Inreamibilis again.

 

Damn.

And here I was waiting for you to post something.

 

You know old chap, I can't stand the game, boring as anything. I much prefer a good book and a cup of tea, don't you?

 

JBern: In response to your little message: Yeah, sure, whatever you say.

 

Jbern: Just because you have come to the conclusion that your stories are amazing doesn't make it so. I'm sick, I have nothing better to do so I'll finish reading your story (TFtCD, the only salvageable one) over the next couple of days and then I will rip them to pieces just like daddy did to your ass hole.

Hey, you'll get a real review and since reviews are obviously all that matter I guess you are a winner.

To all the useless fucks that posted in this thread, Nukular, I'm looking at you.

Kindly gtfo before you get banned again.

 

:Chuck slowly strokes his penis as he sits and watches massive circle jerk:

Anyone who can give me a hand over here?

Gio? FlamingPinkDeath?

EDIT: Forgot the Smiley.

 

Can anyone spot the phallic imagery?

 

Only if you're willing to return the favor Chuck

I'm not sure what Pink would do.

 

WHAT?!

I ain't queer! I mean sure, I'll drink a bit, maybe fuck a dude in the ass, and OCCASIONALLY get on my knees in front of a glory hole and play a little suck on the mansicle, but that don't make me a fruit!

What kind of man do you think I am, Fag?! I ought to kick the shit out of your sweet, shapely ass, you know that, fag!?

 

That was so incredibly gay that I am completely at a loss with how to respond.

On a side and on-topic note, wish Jbern wouldn't stroke his own ego with how many "widely read authors" and well-known people have reviewed his stories. "hay guyz im cool cuz a lot fo cool people red my stories ok?"

 

Indeed. Gio and Pinkboa have been shrieking for pictures of the E-Peens, but I think JBern has been painting us quite a pretty picture of his E-Peen, which, by his logic, is about 2800 pixels long, since his longest post required about four repititions of the "page down" button, with my monitor being about 720 pixels long.

 

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Is that a gopher, sir?

 

[said in voice of Black Guy on Captain Planet] Let our pictures combine!

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I will bow to the sensei.