Holy Hell!

 

And here I was afraid my profile was far too long and useless...

 

Kill it.




please

 

That's one of the profiles you don't know if it might be a fake. But then ...

 

Those people who say that have eye cancer.

 

Was a single word in there that wasn't a quote correct?

 

It's Too Easy

Some quotes:

Hooooly shit.

Oh, let us hope not.

Which is not even taken out of context. You know what we're glad for, my firends? Her shit is awaiting translation. Forever.

 

Yes

7 Words were correct, however, out of 19, that is rather pathetic.

 

This is one of the scariest ones that I've come across.

The author is: "That Hottie Draco"

Here's a quote that details the... erm... multi-faceted personality of this kid:

My Mind:My mind is like, well, see i cant even explain it. but i have a couple of vocies, who dosent, and some thoughts thats scare me...but anyway.

Elementsark and Moon

The Vocies:

Joe:A God. Creates all the ideas that scare me.

Hair: Black w/ metallic blue streaks. Knee length

Clothing: not really sure, he always has a long black trench coat, like you could get from Hot Topic.

Wendy:Vampire. Keeps Joe at bay (sometimes) Based on my real friend Wendi, who i met when i was like 5 or 6

Hair: Black w/ silver and metalic red streaks. Chin Length

Clothing: tight black leather pants, silver combat boots, and a red trecnh, buttoned only at the top. (dn it)

Ariana:Specis uknown. (assumed demon) She is the dark, gothic side. I get my elements form her. She meditates most of the time, but when she stops, is usually when I get dark/evil.

Hair: Silver w/ black streaks. shoulder length. usually. sometimes when she meditates it blows up around her like being in a wind, and gets longer.

Clothing: loose black robes

Me: (in mi head) Elemental. I argue w/ Joe most of the time. Mi element is gravity. I harness earth and the moons gravity to change things to mi advantage.

Hair: Black w/ silver and white streaks. Chin length

Clothing: we're not going to go there...

(Always new ppls)

xion: Mi alter ego.

Hes basically all of us (the other parts of me) rolled into one.

Hair: Black. Full body length.

Clothing: He wears shadows. They form up around him in something of a robe shawl thing...it looks kool, but isnt affected by wind or motion...His boots go from toe to thigh, and are PURE white. they never get dirty which is awesome.

Cathrine: She is someone else's voice. Ariana stole her one day while she meditated. so um yeah...Elemental. kinda 3s Joe...even though she'll deny it. Her element is Flame. She never beats me though. I just quntuple (X5) the gravity and she cant move to attack me...lol.

Hair: Long Blonde. about shoulderblade lengh. purple streaks.

Clothing: Red leather pants, very loose black tee-shirt, Converse Hightops.

Mecronancer-Um, not really sure. I think Cathrine created her. So she could have a friend. Shes a necromancer, but again, cant beat me. She shares most of Cathrine's feelings, so she 3s Joe as well.

Hair: Elbow length. Blue with orange streaks.

Clothing: Black leather pants. very loose red tee, Converses'




Shocking isn't it? He's proud of his multiple personalities. Freaky personalities, might I add.

 

The HP fandom is a home to many people who need to be hospitalized. This one, though, has a special place reserved in the loony bin.

 

See how the loon even gives himself an element? He deserves to go hang with all the furries as some fox demon as I am almost positive he's some ugly faggot who has no friends. How sad, but definitely amusing.

Why am I now surprised?

 

Jeez, well since we're talking about our other personalities, I figure I should tell you about mine.

Me: Total Bitch, willing to fuck anyone over. Absolutly desparate to find more Hippos to add the his collection (I'm writing in third person because I'm sauve like that).

Hair: Exessively curly, has no metallic streaks, ranges from quite short to rather long.

Cloathes: Whatever is closest to the front of my closet.

My Penis: Jolly lad, always eager to please and very excitable.

Hair: Dark brown, but well plucked and trimmed.

Clouthes: The chap was a lovely fur colar, and two dangling clip-ones.

Onlike our uber KEWL friend, I only have two personalities...

 

Mecronancer the necromancer?

Come on!

Five year olds can make up better imaginary friends than this. And they do a better job of begging and pleading for attention.

These fuckers think just by sticking imaginary friends into their head as voices that makes it funny. Or less pathetically sad.

This is why every tenth popsicle in the world is filled with poison. True story.

EDIT: Gah! It wrote a fic! And it's as bad as you'd expect. Though it has a classic line already:

“I haven't felt like eating very much Mrs. Weasley.”

Yeah well, it's been a couple decades since even Mr. Weasley was willing to do that. Fear the power of the comma.

 

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- Ripley, Aliens
I'll let her words speak for me...

 

Hunt them down with pitchforks, it's more hands on and it's a classic.

And Pinkboa: Rofl, I think we all know about that particular second personality, it does come out to play more often than not

 

I don't think he's insane as much as wanting attention, and thinking the idea of multiple personalities is cool somehow.

HEYLOOKATMEGUYS IM CRAZY HEYGUYSLOOKATME WHY ARENT YOU LOOKING AT ME WHY ARENT YOU LOOKING AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!!!! ...Sorry, that was my other personality. He tends to be less subtle than I'd like.

See? I can do it too! *proud*

 

I found another one.

Dude? Villotin? Aizawa? lol wut?

Great. Ten bucks says the first one's a vampire.

Ownt.

I don't know how to respond. More of this crazy bitch Here.

 

WHAT HAPPENED WITH JON AND BAJINO? I want to know.

When did having voices with personalities become cool?

Also:

How did the official Greatest Profile of All Time not make it in here?

Edit: This is the profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/999831/. Her fic, My Immortal, is probably the funniest, saddest thing I have ever read.

 

Wow, that is nice, with all the z's and everything. Well, at least she doesn't pretend to have multiple personalities like the other ones, or maybe she just doesn't bother to think up a whole bunch of Mary-Sue's and Gary-Stu's like that other one.