Sakura's Harem
by Shadow Crystal Mage

As a child, Sakura had a rather unfortunate meeting with Desire of the Endless. Now, she is the desire of half the village... the female half! Sakuraharem [duh!]
Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2815175/1/

Good humor fic, if a bit sappy at times.

Basically: Desire, an anthropomorphic incarnation of desire and lust, from The Sandman series of comics, is responsible for all harem situations in anime.

She walks through Konoha when she mistakes Sakura stalking Sasuke for Sakura stalking a girl. So she gifts her with a magical attraction to all women.

The trouble is, Sakura is strait.

No real plot, but I laughed a great deal. Especially at Sasuke's situation.

Doesn't get exceptional until chapter three, but damn, when Orochimaru comes in in chapter four it gets hilarious.

Leave your bias at the door an it'll probably be a good read.

 

Death of a Kage Bunshin
by Foxie-sama

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.



Nice little oneshot about Kage Bunshin.

 

.....Link?

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3401740/1/Beyond_His_Darkness

Beyond His Darkness by Viperflamer
Kyuubi didn’t attack that day, no instead it was the day that a blond haired blue eyed boy was found covered in the blood of a woman who died bringing him to the gates of Konoha. Uzumaki Naruto…who or what is he.

My two cents: So, Yondaime is alive, and Naruto ISN'T his son. Lots of mysterious stuff so far. His dream is to surpass Yondaime, so he is a speed freak by the time he is a genin. As fast as Gai, but he has little to no skill in Taijutsu. So the only thing he has is speed so far.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3508596/1/Naruto_of_the_Sharingan

Naruto of the Sharingan by Motralone

Naruto gets forced out of Konoha, but can they bring him back when they realize he is everything they want? Err, in most ways that is. NaruHarem. Lemon warning.

My two cents: Naruto finds out his mother was an Uchiha (I know, not very original). Basically, it is explained that every bloodline limit comes from a pact with a tailed demon. The Sharingan and Byakugan are byproducts given by the Kyuubi. With the Kyuubi inside of Naruto he is able to awaken the mangekyo sharingan which will be passed down to his children. So there are two different Sharingan, the Uchiha Sharingan; which is what we see in anime, and the Uzumaki Sharingan which already has Mangekyo when it is activated.

 

Damn I knew I was forgetting something....

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3118898/1/Death_of_a_Kage_Bunshin

 

A word of caution, the author 'wolverines' Naruto in the latest chapter (as in he has three metal claws from his knuckles).

 

I can live with the Wolverine type claws from his hands. They have their own uniqueness, they cut through the swords like butter and it seems that what they cut gets set on fire.

 

I haven't read to that part yet but man, talk about being original and unoriginal at the same time. Really gets one thinking....about what, i have no idea. no flame ^_^

 

-Srry for the double post.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3576691/1/Phantasmagoria_of_Dichromatic_Eyes

Phantasmagoria of Dichromatic Eyes by Daneel Rush -Koushi-
AU. No pairings decided yet. In darkness, there is peace. In silence, there are secrets. In the wind, the world whispers the absolute truth. Meet Naruto: he lives in darkness, silence is his tool. He is the wind. SAME STORY, NEW NAME! Check Ch. 4.

-I gotta say, i am extremely surprised by this fic. It's about a blind naruto. It's better than it looks and very, very well done. It's also the first time reading a blind naruto fic. Also, not only the author is decent but he writes in a point where its believable. And...i can't believe i'm saying this but at the end of the first chapter it almost made me cry. He's good.

 

I liked it, but the pace is just so goddamn slow. His conversations take for ever, because they are often talking about mundane things.
The freaking fiction has 45k words and Naruto hasn`t even started with the academy.

 

...and he has these uber-OC-mentors, who are like over a hundred years old and mastered nearly all aspects of the ninja arts.
Yeah, right.

 

So? Mr. H for the win!

 

i agree. i wrote a comment on that for him. hopefully he listens to it.

 

The Crimson Road to The Sapphire Past by Lucas Decard has been removed, and the author has disabled Private Messages. Just thought I'd let those who hadn't heard yet know about this.




Also, here's a pretty good crossover I found.

Youkai gone astray by IncandescentOne

After his fight with Sesshoumaru Sesshoumaru's escape through the portal lands him in a strange land where he meets a strange boy who reminds him of his brother. Sesshoumaru takes interest in Naruto's development.



This isn't some story where Naruto is coddled btw. It's very well written, very quickly updated (over 80,000 words for five chapters in less than a months time), and it should have been put up here earlier. Enjoy.

 

Im not sure if this fic is already listed or not. (I dont have time to read 12 pages of lists lol) I very much enjoyed this more real verson of the naurto world, and I hope that some one here is able to post more like it?


Legion of the Leaf
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,743 - Reviews: 266 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 8-28-06
\[Nonyaoi] An exiled boy dreams of acceptance, but those who seek to gain must suffer. Deep in the heart of the Queen of Ice lies a flame which only crimson eyes betray. A child cries, a demon laughs, love flowers, and ice cracks...\
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3127329/1/Legion_of_the_Leaf

Ive emailed the author and she stated that she lost her muse for the fic, once the ideas start flowing again she will update.

 

I think there's a re-write from a different author. I read somehwere in the summary that he took over a story from Lucas Decard.

And for fucks sake in your posts use the fuckin proper formatting before I cuntpunt y'all twats. For example

Don't be fuckin lazy now,if you have time to read and post it here,have the courtesy to do it correctly. Kthxbai.

 

Well, thank you for your long post of pretentiousness masquerading as sophistication.

Instead of judging a story on the style and quality of its writing, we of course should be more concerned about posting what pairings and rating are being used, even though the majority of those ratings are rhetorical and misused, and the stories written around pairings are sad imitations of what a plot should be.

Of course, you’re more concerned about how something is presented than what is presented, which is as illogical as it is pathetic. If you are as truly concerned about formats as you claim to be, where the fuck were you throughout the rest of this thread?

 

Or, it could be because it's fucking irritable to read when you don't use the format and makes you look like an idiot.


P.s. Big words don't make you smart or your post have any more value.

 

Feh, Pie has nothing on Naruko, Surry.