Voldemort needs to get laid.

Am I they only person who think's that the reason Voldemort is such a meany is because he's repressing his homosexuality?

 

Perhaps.

But I'm really thinking... bestiality? (Nagini love anyone?)

 

Possible.

Maybe if Nagini was male?

 

Only if Voldemort had to choose between male!Nagini and Ginny.

How much vodka would that take anyway?

 

A lot, and probably some sort of hallucinogen as well.

If Nagini ends up being a horcrux, would her having sex with Voldemort be considered masturbation?

 

Only is Harry ends up being a horcrux, and him having sex with Voldemort is considered masturbation.

If Harry ends up being a horcrux, would him having sex with Voldemort be considered masturbation?

 

Do you consider what Mitch was doing masturbation?

 

Depends.

Who's Mitch?

 

Look at S&P section.

How can you not know that?

 

...WTF >_<

You guys are already on page 5! How did this happen?

 

My sentiments exactly.....

Do I need to visit the optometrist or is it really page 5?

 

It really is page 5 >_<

Is it a miracle that I only started posting in here on page 5?

 

Nnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........................

Oh wait I have always started late ...... actually page 5 is quite early for me. Innit?

 

Must be,

Anyone feel sorry for Mitch?

 

Not really.

Just how many pages will this end up being?

 

At least 30.

Can anyone rec me a good fic?
I've been searching for smth. for 2 days already.

 

No, we can not.


If an apple is an orange, than what is a fruit?

 

I will not look in the mirror. I will not look in the mirror!

Does anyone else find this fic surprisingly entertaining?

 

Not so much, no.

How many reviews must a author wade through before he is an author?

 

None.

Why am I so bored?