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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Jul 12, 2007.

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  1. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Voldemort needs to get laid.

    Am I they only person who think's that the reason Voldemort is such a meany is because he's repressing his homosexuality?
     
  2. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Perhaps.

    But I'm really thinking... bestiality? (Nagini love anyone?)
     
  3. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    Possible.

    Maybe if Nagini was male?
     
  4. KenderCleric

    KenderCleric Lord of Plot Bunnies

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    Only if Voldemort had to choose between male!Nagini and Ginny.

    How much vodka would that take anyway?
     
  5. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    A lot, and probably some sort of hallucinogen as well.

    If Nagini ends up being a horcrux, would her having sex with Voldemort be considered masturbation?
     
  6. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Only is Harry ends up being a horcrux, and him having sex with Voldemort is considered masturbation.

    If Harry ends up being a horcrux, would him having sex with Voldemort be considered masturbation?
     
  7. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Do you consider what Mitch was doing masturbation?
     
  8. Nobody

    Nobody Backtraced

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    Depends.

    Who's Mitch?
     
  9. Marie M

    Marie M Raptured to Hell

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    Look at S&P section.

    How can you not know that?
     
  10. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    ...WTF >_<

    You guys are already on page 5! How did this happen?
     
  11. Nexus

    Nexus Denarii Host

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    My sentiments exactly.....

    Do I need to visit the optometrist or is it really page 5?
     
  12. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    It really is page 5 >_<

    Is it a miracle that I only started posting in here on page 5?
     
  13. Nexus

    Nexus Denarii Host

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    Nnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........................

    Oh wait I have always started late ...... actually page 5 is quite early for me. Innit?
     
  14. carvell

    carvell Professor DLP Supporter

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    Must be,

    Anyone feel sorry for Mitch?
     
  15. KenderCleric

    KenderCleric Lord of Plot Bunnies

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    Not really.

    Just how many pages will this end up being?
     
  16. Marie M

    Marie M Raptured to Hell

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    At least 30.

    Can anyone rec me a good fic?
    I've been searching for smth. for 2 days already.
     
  17. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    No, we can not.


    If an apple is an orange, than what is a fruit?
     
  18. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    I will not look in the mirror. I will not look in the mirror!

    Does anyone else find this fic surprisingly entertaining?
     
  19. KenderCleric

    KenderCleric Lord of Plot Bunnies

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    Not so much, no.

    How many reviews must a author wade through before he is an author?
     
  20. Marie M

    Marie M Raptured to Hell

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    None.

    Why am I so bored?
     
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