Mostly because it's a Sunday and no one has updated any of their fics.

Why haven't I gone to see Harry Potter yet?

 

Because you know what will happen in it?

When will the damn rain stop?

 

I don't know- I live in California, I wish the damn rain would start.

Why is KenderCleric the only one smart enough to avoid OotP?

 

I haven't been to see it either.

Does that mean I'm smart?

 

No, it means that the 3 of us are smart.

When did you go to see it Lorelei?

 

I saw it on Friday night.

One, Two, Three, ___________?

 

Four! Four bunches of coconuts! Mwuahahaha.

Can you name that character?

 

Yes.

Will you name that character?

 

No because you're just trying to cheat.

Anyone? Can anyone bring enlightenment to the unknowing?

 

The FSM can, he just doesn't want to.

Cheese?

 

No Pictures.

Which is cuter, a steaming pile of shit or a dead baby?

 

Depends on how long the baby has been dead- then you can decide by smell.

Did Pinkboa ever have to make that choice?

 

That is a possibility.

Have you ever eaten a brick of cheese?

 

Don't care. What I do care to say is 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORELEI!!!!'

Is singing happy birthday allowed when written in text over a forum?

 

Yea

"Happy Birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Lorelei
Happy birthday to you"

Do I have to ask a question now?

 

No, because you all were so nice I'll ask it for you.

Green?

 

One of my favorite colors.

Do birthdays have a color?

 

Purple with Orange stripes.

To EBay or not to Ebay?

 

Depends on the listing- I wouldn't order those brainwashing kits if I were you.

Have you ever been to Cheddar?

 

Nope, but I've been to Bree.

Should I dance in the rain, or should I dance in the sunshine?