...is the power of the true Lord!

 

LOL repped.

Adult conversations about Harry Potter are always funny, regardless of circumstances.

Adding in religion, however, is priceless.

 

My god... Some one should turn that into a fanfic. I would read that...

Its certainly a better ending than the deathly hollows leak.

 

This reminds me of a parody I wrote a while ago about Voldemort turning into baby Jesus. This is actually funny, though. Harry looks creepy, but at least Voldemort looks better then his card on the other thread.

 

That's just brilliant.

 

As a matter of fact, I read of a play written by a Russian Orthodox priest pretty much along these lines: Harry repents, accepts Jesus, and his patron saint kicks Voldemort's ass.

 

Link please!

 

I don't remember where I read about it, but I've found the actual text:

http://delo.teolog.ru/deloN6011

 

Oh thanks. Too bad it's in Russian...

 

Be thankful you don't know Russian. This shit is almost as bad as the Epilogue of Book 7.

 

Funny comic. Reminds me of some Bible-y saying: though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. <--It's funnier when my friend says it in a deep, preachery voice.

 

It is not funny when it is on your exam

The russian play is extremly funny and disturbing in the same time. This fantics hold power in Russia - remember gay parade riots...

 

Ironically, there is one FF.net story that has Harry and the others becoming Christians and training to be holy knights with powers. It's kinda cheesy but overall it wasn't too bad. I think it's called "Harry Potter and the Temple of the Holy Cross".

 

Speaking of HP/Bible crossovers, I'd like to recommend Passions of the Potter . The first two chapters are so-so, but the last one is funny as hell.

 

Well, since we're at it, enjoy Malfoy finds Jesus.

 

Thank goodness for Google Language Tools, then! The funny thing is that there are some fics around less comprehensable than that, and they were written in English. Supposedly.

 

There is actually a serious fanfic out there with Harry going round killing all the witches and wizards, including Albus Dumbledore, then getting chucked back into the past and meeting his Mum or somesuch...

 

Can you find that link please? I have read some in which he destroys all magic and turns wizards into muggles, but killing them all sounds a lot cooler.....