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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BioPlague, Aug 15, 2007.

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  1. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Oi, Take it to PM, I don't care for your arguments. People are coming to this thread to see Severus Fucking Snape the Unicorn. Not listen to both of you try and sword fight with your dicks.

    I'd negrep you both but I'm saving it for an awesome fucking joke.

    Edit: I lol'ed. repped.
     
  2. Glernaj

    Glernaj Stab Executive DLP Supporter

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  3. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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  4. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    You know how I do.
     
  5. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    1.2k seconds. Lol, i started reading an omake written for Abjur. (nuhuh<3) and kept it going, lol.
     
  6. Glernaj

    Glernaj Stab Executive DLP Supporter

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    It's my permanent background music whenever I'm doing anything DLP related.

    Dancing Lolis > You
     
  7. Paimon

    Paimon That fucking cat

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  8. Manatheron

    Manatheron Headmaster

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    well paimon, Plus a point or two for having a pair... Kinda... Minus several thousand for common sense (or lack there of)

    Pair of Jokes: (Because i'm bored)

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    Two Blonde's walk into a bar, The Burnette ducks.

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    A blonde walks into a bar, orders a round for everyone inside, sits down and starts chanting

    "45 days, 45 days"

    About three minutes later another blonde walks into the bar, Like the first one she buys a round for the entire bar. Having done that she walks over and joins the first blonde in chanting

    "45 Days, 45 Days"

    About five minutes after the second blonde entered, a third blonde followed. Like the first two she bought a round for the entire bar, then walked over to the table with the other two and joined them in chanting

    "45 Days, 45 Days"

    Now the bartender who had been watching this all happen was getting curious so he walked over to the table the blondes were sitting at and asked

    "Whats so special about 45 days?"

    "Well" said the first blonde "We bought a puzzle"

    "Ya!" said the second one "and it only took us 45 days to put it together."

    The bartender looked puzzled for a moment before he asked

    "Whats so special about that?"

    "Well" said the third blonde "The box said 2-3 years."

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    Edit: The lolis Scare me :eek:
     
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  9. Nobody

    Nobody Backtraced

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    Whereas you have 549 worthless posts to your name and way too big of a mouth because of that number. I don't really see the difference.
     
  10. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    Seconded.

    Kolskit, You do have too big of a mouth. Been stretching it around things have you?
     
  11. Glernaj

    Glernaj Stab Executive DLP Supporter

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    I really wish the people negrepping me for this thread would at least come out and leave a name with it. I mean c'mon, even Kolskit left a name with his negrep! And what's more, he left it with a semi-humourous message! C'mon cowards, come out and face the noob!
     
  12. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    If you abuse reputation, we will find out and you will pay.

    If you are a moron, you will pay. Kolskit, I'm getting sick and tired of your dumbass posts in every thread. I'm not an admin, I'm not a moderator and I sure as fuck am not sleeping with any of them, but stop being an overbearing, grabbastic piece of amphibian shit or I will fucking curbstomp your ass until you leave.

    I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on these mother fucking threads. Translation: I'm tired of seeing these asinine posts and random bitch-fests against members who're no less newbie than your dumb ass. We went through this once in February. You motherfuckers who join up and then say "Hey, I'm going to PM newbs so they know whats up" are annoying to everyone else. No one is pleased by your effort to cull the stupidity because of the brain cells you're killing with the stupid shit you're doing.

    No one hired your dumbass to govern the other members of these forums and no one gives a shit about your fears, insecurities and problems with the reputation system. Get a clue, you misguided asshat: STOP BEING A DOUCHEBAG.
     
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  13. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    No actually. He wanted Gio and I to let him play one of our little games...but Kolshit reminds us a bit to much of Mitch.
     
  14. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    AHHHH I understand now. That explains alot.
     
  15. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    25,700 seconds on the Dancing thing. o_<
     
  16. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    I dislike them both.
     
  17. Snarf

    Snarf Squanchin' Party Bro! ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Should I cough the word hypocrite to some of you or what? Jump in and negrep or pop out a post because everyone else is doing it. What is that called again? Oh, yes, bandwagoning. Calling me a wanna-be admin who tells off others for being dipshits and here you are doing the same, exact thing. I might be a bit of a post whore, but damn it people. I see you all bandwagon intro thread questions and shit all the time. Give me a break.
     
  18. Nobody

    Nobody Backtraced

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    Who else is sending emails to every new member saying who knows what? Who else is clogging up the forums with posts that are painful to read and tend to say nothing useful that hasn't been stated earlier in the thread? Sure, you use proper grammar and stuff but every one of your posts reads like a mind-boggling run-on sentence in which the speaker chooses random words that might possibly mean what they want to say, and somehow happens to touch on most of the correct words.
     
  19. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    In other news: Raven likes little boys.
     
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