you got it, my friend. It's a golf ball. Oh, and no parties at my house.

 

A golf ball? You both drive and, if you suck, slice a golf ball while playing golf.

Edit: Damn. I'm always slow.

Fine here's mine;

A woman drives her car to work everyday, and leaves her purse inside. One day, she comes back to her car and finds that her purse has been stolen. She has the only key, and she is sure she locked every window, door, the trunk, and the hood. Nothing is broken and every lock is still locked. The only thing different is the missing purse.

How was the purse stolen?

 

Ya its a golf ball. God damn it, you had the answer before I even had time to try and figure it out.

You drive the golf ball, and you can also slice it to the left or right.

 

Two guards are standing by a gate, one faces East and one faces West. The one facing East watches the sun rise, and smiles. The one facing West asks him why he is smiling. There are no mirrors or video cameras; there is nothing but the rusty iron gate. How did he know the other was smiling?

 

1) She didn't drive her car to work? Maybe she had a sunroof.

2) Siamese twins? Twincest ftw

 

1) Sunroof is a window. The car was there.

2) No. Not even close.

 

1) You said she leaves her purse inside, but you didn't specify whether it was inside the car or her workplace...

If it is inside the workplace, it obviously wouldn't be in the car

 

She's quite sure she left her purse in the car, and locked everything with her one key. Good guess though, I never heard that answer before.

Hint: You'll smack yourself when you get it. For both of these.

 

Um, she works from home so she doesn't actually drive her car anywhere and so doesn't leave her purse in the car?

EDIT: and the second one, the one facing east is standing on the west side and vice versa so they are looking at each other

 

No. She drives to work. Leaves her purse in the car. Locks the car. All the windows are up fully and locked. She goes to work. She leaves work. Opens her car. Nothing is different, other than the fact that the purse is gone.

 

Look at my edit. Y/N?

 

You got it! They're facing each other. It's amazing how few people figure that one out... I got it the second I heard it. I didn't even think they'd be facing opposite directions in the first place. But that's more because I don't listen very well than because I'm good at riddles.

Any answers for the first one?

 

The car is a convertible!

 

Ya got it! That was actually pretty quickly. I've had people spend weeks on it and never think of the answer...

 

The pair is facing each other. You never said that they have their backs turned from each other.

EDIT: AGAIN! Jesus, stop answering before I can. You're destroying my riddle-masta ego.

 

Fucking hell that was hard, I was wracking my brains for ages and then I looked outside for inspiration, and saw a convertible.

EDIT: Kolskeet, your late lol.

 

... that has such a nice ring to it.

 

You could said I was a little bit close with the sunroof, just to give me some hope. Ya big jerk

 

Where would the fun in that be? Everyone always guesses the sun roof, and I always laugh while saying a sun roof is considered a window.

 

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