Subject: Hermione's Harem by Selenepotter - NC-17 Hermione/Multi


Title: Hermione's Harem
Author: Selenepotter
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Humor
DLP Category: Dark Arts
Pairing: Hemione/ multi (Harry, Neville, Ron, Luna, Moaning Myrtle)
Status: Work in Progress
Summary: In other dimensions:

Herm (Herman Granger, the boy-who lived) was Hermione Granger, the girl-who-lived.

Hari (Harriet Potter) was Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived

Nelly Longbottom was Neville Longbottom, the boy-who-lived

Rhon (Rhonda Weasley) was Ronald Weasley, the boy-who-lived

Luna Lovegood was Luna Lovegood, the girl-who-lived.

Myrtle (Moaning Myrtle) was Myrtle Smith, the girl-who-lived.

Link: http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600011076

 

About a third of the way through the first chapter.

I agree.

Edit: Wait, I was wrong. Ron raping Harry at the end of chapter one was hilarious.

 

You're kidding, right?

This post once again proves that we should close registration.


Edit: Oops, I didn't look at the join date.

 

I have to admit that I liked the first story in this series.... but I like super! and harem! Harry..... that said, even I couldn't get into this story.... there's too much just..... WRONG with it....

 

Join Date: Dec 2005 <-- she's actually older than you and even me.... she's just very very bad at coming up with decent smut.

 

Yeah, everyone either loves or hates my stuff. There doesn't apear to be middleground. And most people on this forum tend to be in the hate it camp.

I predict my latest fics will be in trash heap soon.

A shame. This will eventuly be a Dark Lord conquers fic.

 

You do realize this is because we like quality fics around these parts?

Your fic is so fucking confusing and circular I don't understand what is going on more than 90% of the time. The only thing I get out of it are the people having sex. I'm not sure whose having sex, and I'm not sure why, where, or when they're having sex, I just know they are. And I know it's dry, boring, and strangely written and rushed sex. It's like you're too embarrassed to actually show some smut, so you just tell us about it in an incredibly passive way.

This fic is fail. This fic is made of fail. Kill it with fire, GoBack2Kitchen, Learn2Grammar, and TITS OR GTFO.

 

the fic is just written for smut nothing more. it is in an absurd way too, changing all the characters.

 

I'll be blunt. The people that... love your fic deserve shouldn't exit.

They deserve to be shot, dismembered, and burned and their ashes shipped into space so that their remains won't pollute the atmosphere. Only the most openmind(less)ed, most extroardinarily unintelligent readers below even the fangirl class would even remotely like it.

 

I'm not going to say anything about the horrible smut because, well, it's already been said enough. One of the big problems I had with this story is the fact that it's not Harry Potter any more. This is Hermione Granger and the Harem of Male Characters Turned Female So You Could Make Them All Have Poorly Written Sex. Oh, crap, I wasn't supposed to talk about that, now was I? This may be a bit too personal, but I honestly wonder if you've ever had sex before.

 

If it has had sex, it obviously was with another it.

 

Hell no, i bet you most of the people who write smut never even seen a naked body. But you know thats what prostitutes are for, get laid and come back then write something that doesn't include almost slash.

 

Yeah this story is a giant piece of garbage even worse than the author's first mass harem fanfic.

 

It's the work of a fangirl by nature trying to fit in with the DLP theme. The two are like oil and water, or more accurately a team of hunters and carnivorous hounds closing in on a crippled, flightless duck. To reiterate, they don't mix. When it is attempted, you get this bizarre pile of shit.

In the end, you get something even worse.

 

While I knew that I was soon to make it into the trash heap. I didn't expect it to be this fast. Lest than a week! Is this normal? How long are fics normally in the for review file before being moved? I asked because some of the fics that were in the For Review file berfore mine are still there. What are the Criteria?

 

The Trash Bin is too good for this story.

 

The Trash Bin is too good for this "author" (given the quality of the work that title is a stretch).

 

So why is it here?!