Sadly one of the fics is completed. Nowadays if you have Harry X Draco, your guaranteed a great review, perish the thought of a plot as long as one of them is Mpreged in the end.

 

It makes me sad, to think of the sorry state of many writers today.

This one actually has good spelling and grammar. But it's still awful.

 

The Dursleys has an estate.....Snape uses a carriage...and Harry is abused and deaf? Please tell me his fic is flamed down and hes currently under several lawsuits.

 

It has 223 reviews and zero lawsuits. As to whether the fic is being flamed, how about I give you a sample of the reviews?

I have nothing more to say...

 

Did anyone else notice there is now a hurt/comfort GENRE setting on FF.NAZI? How the hell could anyone think it's original?

 

Mmm... I suppose they thought they had to warn us somehow... 'Angst' fics are occasionally good, sometimes, but 'H&C' is always sucky.
This one isn't that bad, but I still flamed, under the name of Anticate.

This one wasn't as bad as some I've seen, but it seriously got on my nerves for some reason....

 

Ah, these days whenever you see a summary going along the lines of featuring an "independent!dark-but-not-evil!manipulate-me-and-die!powerful-but-not-superpowered!Harry", you know it's more likely than not to be an epic failure chock-full of cliches to make even the most tolerant DLP member queasy.

 

I think we created a monster...

 

A Strange And Awesome Harry Potter Fanfic » by Uber-cool-fanfic-writer-Kira

Harry, Ron and Hermione meet Kira, Prue and Miya. Yes, I put me, my twin and my cousin in here. So ya. This is awesome.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 10-7-07
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Yeah, it really is awesome. I haven't seen such a blatant self insertion since ... hmmm ... yesterday?

 

The Forced Journal Assignment » by Hospitality on Parade reviews

Severus is forced to write in a journal for Muggle Studies. Yet that isn't the only thing that is bothering him. It seems Severus has a secret admirer who keeps sending him love notes! Whos is this person...and why Severus of all people? SBSS LMRL OOC

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Yeah, because Snape's that kind of person who gets love notes. From Sirius Black.
Not to mention the LMRL.

And these gems.

My Chemical Severus » reviews

Hello tis is the sequal to My Kemical Phantom! A relly HAWT gurl who is the twin sista of Keira Nightly showz up at Hogwartz cuz she is as smart as she is a HAWTIE. And then Severus Rape falls in luv w her. Can she change this stoopid emo looser?
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-20-07 - Published: 9-16-07​

2. My Chemical Phantom » reviews

Christine has been replaced by the hottest singer ever Avril Lavigne. The Phantom falls in love with her and the new sound, and renounces stupid opera. To prove he is hardkore enough for the Princess of Punk, he vows to join the totally awesome band My Ch
Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-25-06 - Published: 7-6-06

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This girl has a really sweet bio, by the way.

 

No. That can't be real. It just has to be a troll.

An excerpt:

i am a moddel ftom cali butt i gotz braynz 2 wicxh is y i want to be a riter n a model​

 

Life Drawings » by LadyMelieka reviews
Ron discovers he is a brilliant artist, and Draco contracts him for a nude portrait... What do you think of that!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 9-26-07 - Published: 2-8-05

 

I try not to.

You know, reading this thread one loses faith in humanity.

 

This actually made me laugh (the summary, not the story):

Seduction by aspireraywriter reviews

Harry and Draco are a couple. Severus walks in on them in the RORhow did that happen fake horror they seduce him and they all have hot gay sex. ONEshot. Slash, anal, blahblahblah and threesome. xxx
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 10-10-07
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Two clicks later:

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Oh, what a typo. A more fitting name for the man though.

 

I'm pretty sure he/she is doing those insanity-losing fics on purpose. I mean......I might be giving to much credit to humanity but NO-ONE can type like that without trying. Oh and lol look at the reviews:

 

I could hear the death screams of my brain cells after reading those... things

Black Dog » by The Amazing Chez reviews

Another wishful thinking fic by another Sirius lover. Yup, Padfoot's back from behind the veil: The question is, how? Very confused, trapped as dog, someone's playing with Timeturners and it won't end well... No DH spoilers. K plus just in case, mostly K.​

Harry

Potter MSN!​

by mewmewice reviews
What happens if you put the HP characters on MSN?Read to find out.Please Read and Review!​

 

From mewmewice profile.

This isn't a troll, she is that stupid.

 

This one blew me away.

Love Can't Save You » by NeverEndingNights reviews
Heather Keller and her twin brother are sixteen years old when their school is invited to attend Hogwarts for the year so that they can participate in the Triwizard Tournament. FredOC
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-13-07 - Published: 9-12-07

 

But you have to admit, we've all seen worse.
Let's see.

It's the motion of the Ocean by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews

Ron deals with his pregnant wife, goes shopping, spys on Harry and Ginny, and finds out Harry has a weird STD? Does Harry have green balls or is it just a HUGE misunderstanding? Will Hermione shoot Ron for being a snoop? Read find out what causes back pr
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 1-10-05 - Published: 1-10-05

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