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Oh, and malaga, I don't know where you found that but it's just Twisted...

 

*flutters eyelashes*

Well, I try.

However, I can't take full credit. I just provided some juicy quotes from IAmMe's story.

 

Nice one magala and IAmMe. I found that semi-hilarious, in a sick and twisted way. At least the author seemed to be making a parody of slash. Thought I would have thought that Moody would no longer have nipple....

 

Wow.

Hilarious. I'm still half sure that it was sarcasm, but with the blatant racism and sub-par attempts at "ebonics", i'm really just not sure.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2920693/1/Harry_Potter_Gladiator

Now, I originally thought this was going to be a Harry Potter/Gladiator xover, and whilst I couldn't quite see how it would work I was interested to have a look. Turns out it just steals some of the plot, but not all, from Gladiator and inserts Harry Potter characters, without magic from what I've read.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3718644/1/The_Best_Gift

"I

Many, Many miles away, Lord Voldemort and his close followers sat in a circle at a table in the Malfoy Manor. A teacher was rotating above them, and the group was just hearing from Yaxley about the placing of the Imperius Curse on Thicknesse.

"It is a start," Voldemort started saying, "But Thicknesse is only- Oh dear God." Voldemort stopped abruptly, looking nearly horrified.
"What is it my Lord?" Yaxley and all the other Death Eaters looked concerened, Snape even started to stand.

For Voldemort and just felt a huge rush of pleasure, lust, and happiness all at once, having nothing to do at all with how he was feeling at the moment. And he knew it was from him, from Potter...

He sighed, looking almost amused. "If I am not mistaken", He paused, All the Death Eaters looked up, expectantly. "Potter just lost his virginity. How... very unwelcome that was."
No one spoke, completely in dumbfounded shock... the silence broken only by a snigger from Draco.
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madeyemoody

haha....bwahuhahahaha

 

You bastard.

 

tl;dr

message too short; artificially extended

 

That was sick madeye.

Try this on for size.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3835714/1/Harry_Potter_and_The_Fudge_Grannies_Quill

 

Rofl i read the one mad-eye posted a long time ago....and had to cut off my mouse clicking hand. Also you know that links pure evil when it has Grannies + Quills. I'm not losing the thread of sanity i have left.

 

Bwahahaha.... That was a good one mad-eye. Highly amusing ending. Rep to you.

 

=D

This is terrible. It's almost like my immortal, without the 'goffness'. And it wouldn't be all red in microsoft word, I guess.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3708343/1/Love_feels_so_strong_but_is_it_really

Review # 2:

 

There is This...

 

Erm, is the above fic posted in the right thread? Because from the quote it sounds like win and awesomes to me.

But perhaps the rest of the fic is really trash. I'm gonna read it first and edit my post later.

 

No its in the right thread.... Its bad, fake, forced humor.

 

http://www.phoenixsong.net/fanfiction/story/4777/

Thirty-year-old Ginny Weasley is the preeminent Curse Breaker in Central America. Her job allows her to ignore the aftermath of the Second War, but when she is given a new assignment, she finds that the Mayan tombs hold not only the keys to the ancient civilization, but the key to the ghosts that still haunt her and Harry Potter.

Apparently this features a Lara Croft Ginny.

Wow.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3810377/1/Behind_These_Hazel_Eyes

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3860928/2/Is_it_Him_Draco_Malfoy

 

A New Life for Harry Potter » by Emily B. Starr reviews
Based on a HP dream I had. AU Harry is rescued at the age of five by a cousin of Lily's, who has also adopted four magical children Harry's age. It will detail the adventures Harry has at Hogwarts with his adopted siblings and the friends they make.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,622 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-30-07 - Published: 6-25-07



In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter » by thejealousone reviews
Experience the Harry Potter universe through the eyes of the most important person in his life. CHAPTER 18 IS UP! Spoilers for every book but shame on you if that still applies.



The following may induce part of you to die and mourn for sg1.


Harry Potter and the Return of the Ancients » by loki2525 reviews
Merlin gives Gryffindor a scroll before the founding of Hogwarts that changes Harry & Ginny's future forever. HG HPSG1 Crossover.
Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 7-19-07