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If you could have one magical power...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ChuckDaTruck, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    That was pretty funny. In a sad, pathetic way. But still funny.
     
  2. Niffler Lord

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    Lol that just made my day.
     
  3. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Portals!

    Ok, it's not as useful as apparition, but damn if it isn't fun...
     
  4. Paimon

    Paimon That fucking cat

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    Flying.
    Or telekinesis. I suppose I could fly using telekinesis, though.
     
  5. Spanks

    Spanks Chief Warlock

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    I wouldn't mind the power of having an "ever lasting dick". It would be the energizer bunny of dicks, it just keeps going and going and going with the ability of multiple orgasms.
     
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  6. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    http://fc02.devianta******/fs14/i/2007/049/d/4/Scholar_Stock_022_by_disscordia.jpg​
     
  7. Boofers

    Boofers Groundskeeper

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    Wow that is hawtness
     
  8. Solomon

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    That picture sucks. I can't read the titles of the books!

    Magical power...Hrm...There are so many that I would like...Because of this, I think I'd like to be omnipotent. It really does eliminate the point of choosing, though, I admit.

    If I had to really choose, I'd probably take some form of necromancy. The ability to raise and control the dead is just too fun of an ability. You could really fuck with people, with that ability. Little Jimmy's dog died? Make it into a zombie. Old man McGinnis is afraid of Zombies for some reason? Hordes of them invading the city and doing nothing would be fun.

    Either that, or mind control. For some reason, I can't get the image of controlling horses and making them stand around on the crosswalks of major intersections out of my mind.
     
  9. Potterondrugs

    Potterondrugs Seventh Year

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    the ability to cast spells..........if that doesn't fly i would be a legilimens
     
  10. BlitzkriegAngel

    BlitzkriegAngel Vayash Moru DLP Supporter

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    I'd have to go with either Legilimency or Obliviation. I would want to know the limits on Legilimency ... because if if was as powerful as it has been made in soem cases, I would use it to wipe peoples minds anyway.
     
  11. Mechanicalchrist

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    Barring that, some sort of mind control like the imperius curse. There would be so many dastardly applications for that.
     
  12. Anlun

    Anlun Denarii Host

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    I've always liked some sort of spying power. Legilimency, invisibility, and mind control all seem fine to me.

    My only issue with invisibility is its not perfect since people can hear you so I guess some sort of total sensory deprivation power would be nice. Time Freezing would be cool too but I have always wondered how would light work when time is frozen? Would you see the rays? Would you get warmth? Also the aging thing would get annoying.
     
  13. Skykes

    Skykes Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    As I was reading that Tenacious D were just about to sing about them(wonder boy). No I'm not just trying to point out "zomg!!1shiftone I know a song!"

    Anyways if I could have ONE(loads of people said Xpower & Zpower) magical power I would have to choose strength as in superman Strength but not actually being superman so I have no weakness to cryptionite(sp?)

    or

    Having Nightcrawler's power(X-men) could steal nearly anything, perfect assassin, many other advantages also.

    And yeah, I know I took this to seriously
     
  14. Son of the Forsaken

    Son of the Forsaken Third Year

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    Hmmm...

    1,Chronokinesis

    2,Pryokinesis(I'm a pyro at heart:) )

    3,Mind control(Commands and shit like that)


    That's what I'd want.
     
  15. MadEyes

    MadEyes Seventh Year

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    Well, having matured somewhat since I last posted in this thread, I think I have a more useful ability in mind. In short, I’d like to be able to make my own pocket dimension. Even if it were a one time ability, as long as the door to it were accessible to me wherever I went, I wouldn’t mind.

    Something like the Room of Requirements but on a larger scale, where I could have complete control over everything inside of it.

    Now, is that too much to ask? Being an Architect, I could actually design anything I wanted in there before actually building it, not to mention that I really wouldn’t have to worry about rent and taxes and what not if I lived in it, or worry about cooking and stuff…

    *gets a slightly dreamy expression on his face*
     
  16. Preaceps

    Preaceps Raptured to Hell

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    nerve control, it would be awesome, people walking down the street minding there own buisness. then all of a sudden they're in excruciating pain (or pleasure). yea i know i've got a sick mind.
     
  17. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Instant orgasm on the bus :p. That's the kind of thing you just gotta see to believe. Either that or just make someone believe there's a fly on the back of their neck repeatedly XD. Would make for the most amusing practical jokes ever :D. Wonder if you could simulate the feeling of being eaten alive by acid...

    Aekiel
     
  18. Eaglette

    Eaglette Second Year

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    I'm having difficulty choosing between Metamorphmagus and Legilimency, myself...
     
  19. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    time control.......memory charms.......it's just too close to call, probably time control though,think of the possibilities

    enemyfool, hey you are a big bastardface
    me, yeah....well...(snaps fingers) you have approximately 38 seconds to live...i win
     
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