Read it? Are we stupid?

From the WeasleyWheeze Press by Driftin

Pleaze read its my first post it took me a while to do it :
Complete - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 12-1-07
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Nice Summary.

Children by rosewood2618

How little Teddy came to be.
Complete - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 12-1-07
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Who's the forgotten maraurder

why me? by american goddes

meet the forgotten maraurder as she goes through hogwarts
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 12-1-07​

 

Only Half Weasley by Allison Carroll

What can you do when you shut yourself from your family, marry a muggle, and lie to your daughter about your life? Send her to Hogwarts, of course! As Ginny tries to sort her life, her halfblood daughter Holly tries to fit into this ambiguous, new world..​

How the hell the beginning of that summary connect with sending a OC to Hogwarts????

One Last Chance by poshini

Voldemort is killed and he is expected to do somethings! Harry get's a new life. This is kind of an alternate time! Read to Know more! P.S: HP belongs to JKR!​

Right... Is it a bad sign when the summary confuses the reader [/sarcasm]

Harry Potter_and_the_mystery_of_the veil & beyond by L123o123v123e123

What if there wasn't any hallows? Would the story be the same? R& RHPxGW, RNxHG​

Obviously otherwise you wouldn't be writing this. If it is the same then expect a call from JKR's lawyers.

 

Um, at least there's Ginny Bashing...
Here's an A/N from the first chapter:

yeah and a fox. And a vampire. And a Shadow Mage. And...
And just in case you are not all sick by now, here's what Harry looks like:

 

I don't know why this person is on my author alert list. Must be from a few years ago.

 

PissedOff!GoingToCommitSuicide!Reader.

 

Haggis from Algernon » by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Updated weekly.

The Legacy of Pure Evil » by poweress111 reviews
Read to find out
Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-18-07 - Published: 12-18-07


Why the fuck do people do this????

 

That's the first chapter.

I've actually put this in my Alerts. I want to see how bad it can get!:lol:

 

Looking For Love » by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,457 - Reviews: 371 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 10-11-07

And Hermione went on to drown Snape, and burn the evidence.

 

Sick. Absolutely. She's basically turned Harry into a Mary Sue.

EDIT: I think I'll contribute one.

8. The Marauderette AKA The Other Chosen One » by weatherbabe16 reviews

Rachel Delancy, a halfblood, is starting off her schooling at Hogwarts. She plans on having relaxing and fun times there. Unfortunately, things don't always go according to plan. Marauders & Rachel born in 90s

Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,296 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 12-1-07

Is it me or everything about this summary screams 'MARY SUE'?

 

Don't know if this has been posted yet, but here:

Edit: Ehe, I almost forgot the link....

Ah, another good one:

Actually, this story is so bad, it has to be a troll.

I mean, nobody could actually write this bad. Right?

 

'Good'? Do you mean it is 'good' as a 'bad' summary? Gah. I'm confused.

Apparently, the writer's a nobody.

Another one:

10. Summer Lovein' by imahyperactivebunnyrabbit
Summ inside. T for lang.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 12-21-07

The writer is either very lazy or just plain stupid.
And is lovein' even a word?

 

To be safe, I'd assume its the latter.

Definitely not a word.

Now here's an interesting one:

You're All I Ever Wanted » by Maintain Consciousness reviews
DracoYou. As a young, quiet American girl, you move to England for your last year of schooling. You never had much luck in the relationship department but a certain blondeheaded boy has caught your attention. But there's something he's hiding. Find out no
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,611 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 11-10-06

Wow, the fangirls must be all over this.
No thanks. I'm a male.

 

That is the most fucking retarded story I've ever read. Yes, I read it. I wanted to murder the author after I completed.

 

Are you kidding me?!

I was fucking laughing my ass off!

 

Heh, you "read it."
I did you one better:

"HERY POOTER ND TEH MAGIK WILLY"

Total words:1,160

Spelled wrong:722

Spelled Right:438
-Two letter words: 153
-Three letter words:155
-Four+ letter words: 130

Yes, I did actually go through and count. I am probably a few numbers off, but until someone ELSE goes through and counts, this is correct.

 

the feeling is so mutual.

 

Here's another one.


Divine family by otakufanatic reviews
Please read and review.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 12-21-07


That was painfully informative.

 

Please, don't double post. There IS a edit button.

And here:

It Began with the DateRapes by yummycherrygum reviews

It all began with the daterapes! Lots of 'em! And orgies and rapes and lots of stuff like that! maybe READ OR THE DEVIL WILL GET YOU! mwhahaha seriously
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-2-07 - Published: 5-2-07

 

“So!” said Voldemort, slipping a neon tablet the size of his fist into Hermione’s drink which, due to the fact that she is abysmally stupid, she failed to observe.

“You’re pretty,” she mumbled drunkenly, and began licking his toenails. They tasted like Neapolitan ice cream, which gave her a terrific orgasm

I laughed so hard i fell of my chair. What in the name of various god's possessed the writer to regurgitate such drivel?

 

I really have no idea.
But while I'm at it...

POTTY POOP AND THE EVIL SQUASH NOSED CROOKSHANKS » by Cozboz reviews

Well I do sorta want you to review and please please tell me if you think it's not funny as it makes it all the more funny for me, hahaha. warning this story is straaaaaaaange boy! CHAP 6!REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-19-05 - Published: 10-24-02