Who's a good darklord?

 

It is true, well at least for my circle of friends...some of the names are quite creative...especially when we start getting into names that suggest the physical characteristic that might set them apart from others.

Suggestion though, if you are going to partake in this custom. Make certain your girlfriend is aware of the names. Otherwise she could walk in on you talking about your affection for say 'Carmella' and 'Natasha' with your friends...and things could get ugly if she thinks you are two/three -timing her. Sadly a mistake that I made and paid for, but in the end forgiven because she was flattered.

 

The thing I like about this story is that Harry's equipment seems to have more personality than he does, with all the chanting and complaining it seems to do. Lol.

 

I'm not much of a parody person....and i did try to read it, no really, but I got tired of reading the story in chapter 18.
It got pretty boring since killing the Horcrux's seemed a bit too easy to kill, and Hermione (like in nearly all H/Hr pairings) seemed too bossy and controlling.
I guess this is just not my cup of tea.
2.5/5 since the story was legible, original, and keeping my attention for the first 17 chapters ^_^

 

This story is still going pretty strong... the chapter that reintroduced Snape was the most hilariously disgusting thing I've read in a while.

 

Just thought I'd share the joy.. I believe the words "masturbating ferociously" were used numerous times during the reintroduction of Snape.

 

Somehow I think Ginny is his favourite student...

Seriously, I love this. Smut's only good when it's meant to be humourous (to me, at least).

 

The author? Legendary.
The story? Awesome.
Ginny? A slut.
Perfect for DLP if im not too mistaken.

 

I love this story, I read most of it a while back. The ghost and elves are hilarious

 

Just read the new chapter update, give it a 4/5 or so for this one. It seemed to be lacking the usual humor that was in the previous chapters. Though I do love it how Hermione orgasms every time each of the books are made.

 

As an exercise in intellectual curiousity, I read the last chapter cloneserpents wrote. I can remember reading up to Chapter 7, then sticking it in my Bookmarks and leaving it to gather dust for a few months.

Rest assured, I am now doing everything in my power to remove the images from my mind. I'm revising my rating. 1/5. Send this to the Recycle Bin - originally a funny story that finally topped the Bullshit-O-Meter.

I don't know. Maybe I can't get past Hermione being a kinky bitch. Maybe I can't fathom Fred and George doing everything together. Maybe I just don't want to read Gay!Draco - even if it is only 20% - 30%. Maybe I just don't like the idea of the Fucking Foursome writing a book describing sexual rituals. Maybe I don't like the idea of Ron wanking off while watching his two best friends go at it. Maybe I'm just too damn smart to laugh at Hermione orgasming once she realizes she's an author. Maybe I find it too fucking unbelievable, even for Harry Potter fanfiction. I could go on, and probably will.

Am I right in assuming there was some Ron/Luna/Harry/Hermione action at some point? I guess it wouldn't be too far out there to assume that either Hermione or Luna are bisexuals, or possibly both of them are.

Maybe I just read too much into this. Ah, fuck it. I've got better things to do than read unfunny smut that leaves me with far too much excess bile. Guess I've matured, or I'm just a prude. Bugger it.

 

Quoted for fucking truth.

 

see above for reality.

Some original ideas that went to hell. i got scared at how inept ron was in this story. He got the wrong hole not once but twice in like what 4-5 chapters. Not to mention he is so inept at oral he needs harry to walk him through it...

1/5

 

Parcelmouth Cunnilingus.... Genius.

 

I concede, the humor does kill my boner from time to time, but all things being equal, not a bad fic at all.

 

As much as I like well written Smut I don't think that having a boner should be all that importend to Fanfiction..... now really .


HP and the Sword of Gryffindor is one of my long time fovourites ; the latest chapter was saddly written a bit rushed - 4/5 .

 

Smut that is strong in the lulz. It gets updated about once every 2 months, which is fine with me.

5/5 just for the chapter that brings back Snape.

 

This is one of my favoite fics to read. It is a light hearted fic that keeps me coming back for more. I do have to agree wtih those who have siad that the humor can be a little weird. Overall I think I would give this fic a 4/5. It is not the best written fic or even the best story line ever. But for what is basicly a smut fic it is really good.

 

I read the most recent chapter of this story and thought it a decent ending but not as entertaining as the rest of the story but I still stick with my original rating.

 

There were a few scenes in this story that were complete gold. In chapter 22 when Ron and Luna screwed up the intelligence ritual by accidentally having anal sex instead of vaginal sex (rather than raising their intelligence it significantly lowered it). That particular scene had me in tears for 15 minutes. Here is a snip from that scene:

The time turner orgy involving 7 Harrys and 6 Hermiones was rather interesting as well. I'm actually surprised I haven't seen something similar in other stories because it made perfect sense (save for the whole where in the hell did the time turner come from in the first place). All of them except the first through the timeline wearing blindfolds so as not to screw up the timeline.

Considering this story and the Screams universe, I'm beginning to wonder about this author's sanity. While it makes for extremely enjoyable reading, some of the things he writes about are immensely disturbing when you get down to it and it makes me wonder how he comes up with the stuff in his stories.