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Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Vegemeister, Jun 14, 2007.

  1. Kick810

    Kick810 Squib

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    alright... thanks for the notice...
     
  2. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Not to be too mean, Kick, but did you happen to notice the first rule there? You know, the one about proper grammar... That includes capitalization.
     
  3. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    The funny thing about this whole story idea is that all the authors that write it seem to forget about growth/aging Potions and human transfiguration. It wouldn't be at all hard for a 12-year-old with 30 years of magical knowledge (especially if the author makes Harry a powerful wizard) to age-up their body.
     
  4. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    You're still banging a poor pubescent girl, just one stuck in an older body.

    That has to count for something. >_>
     
  5. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I was talking about them aging up their own de-aged body as a result of traveling to their younger self, but that works too :)
     
  6. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Might as well continue with the topic since it's rolling again.

    A Fork in the Road.

    Harry has a relationship with his daughter, who is around sixteen years old, maybe younger. Harry is about thirty, thirty-one. Can't remember the details exactly. So it's got a bit of incest as well, if it that really bothers you.

    It contains smut in chapters nine and eleven. Possibly in a few later chapters too.

    Shezza gets credit for finding the story about two months or so back. It also involves pregnancy in later chapters.

    Have fun. [​IMG]
     
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  7. Jamven

    Jamven Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    If you aged your body, how would affect your hormones?
     
  8. Aekiel

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    Aged body means the hormones would have settled by then. It's not like there is a remnant of your younger body under there; when you age yourself, you age all of yourself.

    Aekiel
     
  9. The Sinner

    The Sinner Looked into the void

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    An aging potion would not be something easy to come by, even with the vast resources and magic Harry usually seems to have.

    No, aged or no, Harry played "Show me yours, I'll show you mine!"
     
  10. Inexistence

    Inexistence Seventh Year

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    If an aging potion is something that's not easy to come by, what the hell did Fred and George drink in GoF?
     
  11. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Rather silly desition that, putting them selves several years closer to death.

    That, and the fact that Dumbledore's age line could pick up their aging potion, makes me think that stuff isn't the real deal.
     
  12. Methene

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    Perhaps the aging potion stuff they took was a temporary age boost. Somewhat along the lines between a party drug and some harmless fun. Used to enter Vampiric clubs and the sorts.

    The way it was easily picked up by the age line doesn't make it seem a very serious, permanent thing.
     
  13. Dwitty

    Dwitty Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    I always thought it was just a more superficial version of the genuine article. As in, it gave the appearance of having aged them without having caused any internal aging. Which I figured would be what the line was looking for.

    Like you said, harmless fun.
     
  14. The Doctor

    The Doctor Unspeakable

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    That's the FIRST FOUR PARAGRAPHS.

    :puke:
     
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  15. Mechanicalchrist

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    If I recall correctly that's just a dream. Still, that whole story was kinda messed up. I mean, I could handle the incest thing no problem, but wtf he knocks her up.
     
  16. The Doctor

    The Doctor Unspeakable

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    And he manages to name his only daughter after a Death Eater.

    Pat2, if you're reading this, I'm sure you're a perfectly nice person, but please, jump off a cliff. Humanity is only lessened by your presence in the gene pool.
     
  17. CaptainG

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    For pedo kicks you could always look at the dreaded Kinsfire....

    On a side note, who wants to read a pedo fic anyway? the only one that ever worked is Lolita (it's a real book for all those scurrying away to ff.net) and that only works because its not about the pedophilia, (well it is, but it uses pedophilia as a way to dissect relationships as a whole and its really high brow.... ahh fuck it, it's about pedophilia). I have yet to read anything else that ever works that's centred around a pedophiliac relationship
     
  18. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Unforgivable. The author gave Harry's daughter the same name as I did for a roadrunner in a story I wrote for my little brother.
     
  19. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Bahahahahahahahahaha. [​IMG]
    The person who started this thread.

    Also, pedophiles.
     
  20. Snarf

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    While I'm amused by Weasley incest smut from time-to-time when I'm really bored, this is just plain fucked up. I got about twenty paragraphs into that chapter looking for some lulz and came back absolutely disgusted ... wow, if I'm that weak towards this little tidbit of hell, I don't even want to think about reading the office again.
     
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