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Mcgonagall vs. Catwoman

 

Mcgonagall, catwomans a whore and Mcgonagall is actually a catwoman.

fudge v percy

 

Fudge. Percy's always on his knees between the minister's legs. Plus, he's a Weasley.

Palpatine VS The Pope (the living one, Ratzinger Z)

 

The Pope. (One is truly infallible; the other just has that freaky lightning). Besides, the Pope is scarier.

Dennis Kucinich vs. the Lucky Charms Leprechaun?

 

Kucinich. Doesn't the lucky charms leprechaun run away from a bunch of kids? Though I do see the obvious joke about Kucinich looking like a leprechaun.

Lucky Charms Leprechaun vs. Trix Rabbit?

 

Tricks Rabbit. The Leprechaun would run away, as you said. The Trix Rabbit would try to use manipulation techniques to have his way.

Geiko Gecko vs the Caveman?

 

The caveman, he kicks ass on a prehistoric level

Shacklebolt vs Blade

 

Blade.

Alucard vs. D

 

Hard to decide, but I think Alucard would win even though he would be badly injured

Tsunade vs Unohana

 

Just because I think Bleach = Pokemon, I'd say Tsunade
Sadly I had to Image!google "unohana"

Dobby vs Grawp

 

Grawp... Dobby may be cool... but Grawp is just huge... and pretty strong...

Ginny vs. Dudley

 

Ginny. She would get him in the end with the STD's...

Fleur vs. Gabrielle?

 

Fleur, she would get her with the "'orrible 'ac-zent".

Ron vs. Crabbe/Goyle: Battle of the Sidekicks, 2007!

 

Crabbe/Goyle. Unless they are playing chess, in which case Jr. Karpov cleans house. As an expert rated chess player, I've never been able to figure out how someone as neurologically challenged as Ron could have mad skills in the Game of Kings. Every Master or better I've encountered had at least 3/4 of a clue. (Most are geniuses).

Professors Vector and Sprout vs. Umbridge and Filch. Tag team battle.

*Discuss amongst yourselves*

 

Vector and Sprout. Umbridge is not exactly all there in the head and Filch is next to useless. What's he gonna do? Sic his cat on em?

Dark Lord Potter.net vs The Fanfiction Forum

(I've got nothing. Seriously. Thats the best I could come up with.)

 

DLP, of course. We rip them to shreds with the powers-they-know not: common sense, punctuation, grammar and spelling.

Pope Benedict XVI vs. Emperor Palpatine.

 

The Pope obviously, he would use the ultimate Catholic catch phrase "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" to cause Palpatine to jump down a reactor shaft.

Kinsfire vs Ishtar

 

Well I despise anything Kinsfire related so I would have to go with Ishtar even though I dont think I have read his work.

filch vs Mrs figg

 

Mrs. Figg, for two reasons. One; J.K. seems to have an fondness with old women suddenly whipping out the LEET!Skills-for-the-Pownage! Two; everyone knows Babushka's are always hiding deadly weapons under their scarves (think Movie!Figg)!

Olivander the wand-maker versus Aberforth the barkeeper.