well, at least he/she is truthful.

3. Harry Potter and Friends On AIM by First Gurl Rider
LOL! I think this is hilarious but stupid. Plz read and reveiw. I do not read flames.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 12-23-07

Freshly taken from ff.net. Another truthful writer who could admit his/her stupidity. As if we couldn't tell from the bad spellings already.

 

Ska8ter Boi Ron Lavender Hermione reviews
I think this is stupid. I'm posting it anyway. Stupid being the key word here. Beware, will not read flames! Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-31-07

Before i even read the amazingly informative summary, I was struck blind by the title "ska8ter boi ron lavender hermione", seriously what the fuck?

 

My latest finds...

Another troll...Or another flaming idiot...

Words fail me..

 

cinderella... penpal... why does he "lover" her?

So, judging by the setup of this summary, one can interpret that a person named This is is paired with Harry and that a potter is paired with a person named Anime. An Akakohaving is a word that means "a boyfriend named Kiyoshi" apparently, though why one would come up with a word for this is beyond me. But by the next sentence, one must wonder about the boyfriend part, as it says that she meets Draco Malfoy.

"IT'S CRUCIAL" it says, to read DEVIL'S ANGEL AND THE SEQEUL DEVIL'S ANGEL BOOK TWO THE NEW LORD FIRST (an odd title, I must say, and rather long). I disagree, and must ammend this statement to be... "It's crucial to avoid this CAPSLOCKINFESTED!Story in order to maintain some level of sanity."

 

Seduction reviews
Harry and Draco are a couple. Severus walks in on them in the RORhow did that happen fake horror they seduce him and they all have hot gay sex. ONEshot. Slash, anal, blahblahblah and threesome. xxx Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 10-10-07

"and they all have hot gay sex" such a happy sweet ending.


Master » reviews When Harry discovers the world of subs and doms he will go to any lengths to please his master. Snarry. SLASH graphic and sort of PWP. Rated M for language and smut. Shortfic oh and forgot to mention before BDSM lol Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,013 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-18-07 - Published: 8-18-07

It was a chilly monday morning and as Harry awoke he felt a sudden urge to delve deeply into the world of underground anal fetish.


Coming Out » by SpiderShadowRayquaza reviews

UPDATED OMG! Sequel to The Bet.One day, Harry decides to tell Sirius and Remus that he’s gay and in a relationship with Draco Malfoy. They’re both furious and decide to kick him out when Draco’s father steps in. Slash MPREG HPDM, BZHG, SBRL, RWPP​

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 1-28-07 - Published: 10-6-05​

I actually laughed at some of these........but mostly i just vomited.......vomited organs.​

 

And here is a few more....

How can anyone actually read trash like this? Much less write it.....

 

Guys! Guys! They have SWORDS now! and love trouble, LOTS of it!

 

Ohhhmeeegoooosh. It's almost ... like ... like ... like Harry with a katana!!11!!!1!1!oneeleven

Harry and Hermione: A Love Story by totalromantic123

this story consists of hermione falling in love with draco but harry is in love with her. harry and hermione get together but then ron gets jealous cos he loves harry. then draco is jealous cos he still loves hermione. anyway please please please R&R!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-10-07 - Published: 12-10-07
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There's still a tiny bit of hope for mankind. This fuck is already 17 days old and no one bothered to review it. Yay!

 

Alexandra quick and the thorn circle
PG - Spoilers: None - 46 hits - 79070 words
Genre: Original Characters, Wizarding Society - Main character(s): OFC_W - Ships: None - Era: In the nineteen years between the last chapter of
What is the American wizarding world like? Eleven-year-old witch Alexandra Quick is about to find out. This story is set in the Harry Potter universe and is canon-compliant, but it uses entirely original characters and settings. I've put a lot of work into envisioning a world as detailed as the original series; I hope you enjoy it. Here is a cover image for this novel: http://alexandraquick.pbwiki.com/f/CoverThornCircle.jpg
Published: December 24, 2007 (after Deathly Hallows) - Updated: December 28, 2007


Thats a pretty decent summary but i had post it because it made me laugh. This whole fic screams mary-sue, uses none of the characters from Harry potter, is set in a different country than Harry potter. FAIL.

A REALLY BAD IDEA
PG - Spoilers: PS/SS, CoS, PoA, GoF, OotP, HBP, QTTA, FB, JKR - 1782 hits - 2317 words
Genre: Romance - Main character(s): G, H, Hr - Ships: G/H - Era: The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
Harry. Ginny. Hermione. Love potions. Moments missing from your copy of Book 6. Because some things are just a really bad idea. (Featuring a special guest appearance by the Half-Blood Prince. May offend people who ship ... er, period.)
Published: August 30, 2005 (between Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows) - Updated: August 30, 2005

well at least she got the title right.

 

Well, yeah, the summary was even better than your statement

But the image made me lol.

 

. heal me » by ineedacure reviews
can't do summeries but here goes...Harry is head doctor at Hogwarts Hospital, Draco is a staff nurse obsessed with him. Can he pluck up the courage to ask him out? rated T for language and some sexual refferences. slash DMHP
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,369 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 12-27-07 - Published: 1-27-06

Big warning when the summary starts "can't do summeries but here goes..."

 

Christ, why can't these people just create their own, original characters and stop screwing with the fandom?

 

Because if it wasn't in the Harry Potter section no one would read it.

 

Yeah, because that's gonna encourage me to read it...

 

....ick....

 

4. Something's Cooking by Loethlin reviews
I, Sirius Black, love cooking. I only realised how much, when I moved in with Remus, and saw his herb garden. Also, realised I love Remus. That didn't put a damper on my culinary adventures. Also, I, Sirius Black, promise this is written in third person.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-4-07 - Published: 12-4-07


I just have to wonder what exactly the author is taking...

 

Dunno, but It's gotta be some good stuff...

 

Hot gay sex between Remus and Sirius?

Of course it's good stuff!:mrgreen:

 

Does someone need a refresher course from the 'how babies are made' lecture in fifth grade?

 

Yeah. I read her stuff when I'm in the mood to torture myself. And I feel really, really sorry for her beta readers.