Negative points for a fic? Or negative rep points to a person? We don't have reputation system here anymore.

 

For a fic. The story deserves negative points. HP/LV alone qualifies it as a one, and everything else makes the points, in my estimation, go down.

 

I would settle for a zero but, unfortunately, 1/5 is our best choice.

 

Personally I like -5/5. I mean, even if you're into slash, which I'm not, the pairing alone is squicky. A sixty+ year old man with a young teenager? Pedophilia much? And the rest... ugh. I have a high tolerance for angst, but I couldn't get past the first chapter.

 

Huh. I figured the pairing would only come into play years down the line, probably after Harry was of age. Or it might just be modern-day pederastry.

Lord Voldemort watched the young teenage boy, messy raven hair damp as he swung his net into the sea once more. His red eyes caught the muscles on the boy's chest, and watched, transfixed, as he pulled down his pants, revealing his buttocks. The Dark Lord moaned. Why did he have to take a side-trip to Ancient Greece?!

 

I fucking ran into this piece of shit a while ago.

I reported it to the Fanfiction.net staff as needing to be removed for blatant violations of their posting guidelines.

No matter how you slice it.. Vernon committed an abhorrent act of sexual molestation on a minor... and this is both clearly against their guidelines and repugnant in the extreme for the genre. This fucking piece of crap needed to be removed and the author banned from ever posting again. Saddly... ff.net AKA the pit of voles continues to foster slash while deleting strait smut as fast as their little piggy appendages can do so.

-50/ 5

I further move that the submitter be burnt at the stake.

To aforementioned submitter... I say to you.

 

Doctor can you please stop quoting from this monstrosity it sends chills down my spine. And to the troll who started this thread please read the stickies before you post anything else.
As for the story its crap! there is nothing more to be said about it.

Edit -I second Garret P.I.

 

I'm not.

Harry snuggled deeper into the warm pillow that was on his side. Slowly, he opened his eyes, and realized it wasn't a pillow at all. He was spooning the body of the Dark Lord Voldemort. And judging by the erection he was sporting, the older Wizard was enjoying it immensely.

Edit - This bit is actually from the story. The last chapter he posted, in fact.

 

Sickening shit. The story itself is horrible without the pairing, which is basically a walking corpse with a teenager. Would it be Necrophilia to fuck someone who's supposed to be dead?

 

FF.net admins have a nasty habit of leaving fics with a 1000+ review count be even if these stories are majorly fucked up. Although, this fic crossed every line possible. I want to believe that FF.net admins simply don't have a choice this time.

Doctor, I liked your previous signature quote more.

 

I wouldn't feed this to my dog who is in fact dead soo........
I hope to meeet the writer in a dark alley alone with a spoon....
(runs off to vomit)

 

This... is some seriously disgusting pile of crap. I might, might have been able to survive the pairing if it was one hell of an amazing story (e.g. well-written, interesting plot etc.)

However, it isn't.

 

I just went and looked at the reviews. uke:uke:uke:uke:

The reviewers seem to think this stain on the English language is good. What sort of sick idiots are they? I think I shall go scrub my brain out now.

 

Like you wouldn't have fucked Hawn and Streep in Death Becomes Her.

 

Replace the Slash with H/Multi, remove the angst, kill the Vampire with fire, let Sirius at least have half a brain, stop coming up with pathetic excuses for biologically impossible concepts, and you MIGHT end up with something Trashbin worthy. There are a few interesting ideas in here, but ultimately not worth it in the end. Don't ask me why I forced myself to read 14 chapters of this piece of shit!

1/5

 

Masochistic tendencies?

 

I forced myself to read through thirteen chapters of Hermione as a hermaphrodite.

Lovely mental images there. She drops her pants at one point to show Harry. Later on in it he dry humps her, and she gets an erection.

I reckon I have suicidal tendencies.

 

I think I remember reading that one at some point. As soon as it became apparent that she was a hermaphrodite, though, I closed it. Not exactly my cup of tea...

 

It gets worse.

Harry gets with her, and they talk about removing her dick and balls. In the end she decides to keep them for now, as "they're a part of me", or some other bullshit.

Probably the best part of the whole thing is Harry having a nightmare where Hermione fucks him in the ass.

Though, really, it is the best origin of the name Hermione I've seen.

 

Hm... Guess I'm not the only one with an all-but irresistible urge to torture myself with badfic upon occasion. Only in my case, I tend to go for the worst spelling and grammar imaginable--DebstheSlytherinSnapefan...

It's a holdover from my Lois and Clark days when all a friend of mine read was badfic and used to paste it into IRC...:mrgreen: