Doc, that's taking JKR making a literary statement through Hermione, her more or less insert, waaayyy too far lol.

 

The fact that this fic has over 1,900 reviews does not bode well for the human race. Even if it is only fangirls/boys who gush over this drivel frightens me because one day they will breed and pass on their genes to the next generation and the next.

All hope is lost



Also, the Doctor admitting that he read thirteen chapters of Harry/hermaphroditeHermione scares me more than the fangirls.

shudder
(off to write a chapter for "Sword of Gryffindor” where Hermione creates a potion that give her a massive Johnson and the only way to get rid of it is to do something inappropriate with Harry... then again, if I did that, I’d probably get 1,900 + reviews. Tempting)

 

GTF outa my internet.

 

Eh. I got sucked in with the whole "Hermione's secret" thing in the first three chapters. I thought she'd be a werewolf or some shit.

I continued reading in the vain hope someone would find a spell to remove her extraneous bits. Boy, was I wrong.uke:

And, correction: it was actually seventeen chapters. Really, you should be thanking me; how else could I bring you passages such as this:

Perhaps my mind has been hardened. I actually went to Mugglenet once upon a time to sate my fanfiction urges.

 

You're just a glutton for punishment, Doctor.

 

Disgusting, but hey, there are worse things out there. What I'm more worried about is...

What story is he going to dig up next...?

 

I don't have the words for this level of suck. 0/5

 

Obvious troll, but you get 3/5 for all of the reactions.

 

Hahaha! I remember that one! The title was Harry Potter and the Resuscitation of Agape. Shit, even with hermaphrodite!Hermione, it was easily better than your typical shitty mpreg slash fic, WIKTT/Marriage Law SS/Hr garbage, or Dramione rape=love travesty.

The nightmare where she tricks him into bending over for it was hilarious, but I suppose it also showed he wasn't 100% okay with her... unique anatomy. If he had been, it would have tipped the fluff scale into pure sap. The story was already as fluffy as a Himalayan kitten. :?

Yeah, that fic is weird and not the stereotypical DLP member's cup of tea, but it's not nearly bad enough to scar those of us who have endured the worst of HP fic (where even the het stories can be nauseatingly awful). I suppose if you're a connoisseur of weird stories, you might want to read it just to say you've read it. I still haven't worked up the nerve to read The Office.

Lulz, yeah, pretty much.

Edit: Post 333, that's like, Half of The Beast, right?

 

This also recieves a -1. Not only is it slash, it's HPLV slash, and Harry's been raped... bob eddy? Be a dear and drown yourself.

 

Give me the link and I'll send you the review.

 

The Office
The Office 2
I want a copy 'o that review Doc.

Now, lets let this thread DIE already.

 

Holy fuck, that sick piece of shit has a SEQUEL?!?!

// Scurries off to read.

 

Win. Fucking win.

Yes, I have a perverse sense of humour. Thank you, DLP.

 

Thanks to the quotes you put there, I shall go to the bathroom puking out all the content of my stomach and washing my eyes with detergent.... shudder.

 

Why isn't this in the bin yet???

1/5

 

Why is this not deleted yet? The Recycling Bin is for fics rated 3 stars or above and thus stand a chance for redemption.

Remember, we trash all trash, we recycle all recycle.

 

Sweet Jesus, cease this faggotry at once.

0/5

 

It hurts. oh god... my head.. it hurts so bad. What kind of person would do such a thing. Voldermort isnt even remotely good-looking what the fuck people? What. The. Fuck?

 

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There are days when I feel like beating myself over the head with an Iron to wipe my memories of this fandom.:banana: