Abuse power? Most definitely. While massacres and the like are amusing at first, they tend to get old fast, hence why I enjoy screwing with peoples heads.

So on that note I'd probably make myself out to be the second coming of Jesus, or maybe even Allah, and start preaching shit, then kick back and watch the fun. Why take control of government leaders when you can have huge armies of fanatical supporters doing your every bidding? Oh the possibilities...

 

What is with those girls that keep thinking that the bigger boobs they have the better. Guys like bigger asses, not bigger boobs because they just get in the way.

Anyway what I would with if Magic did really exist? I could spend a few months planing world domination and try to improve the world and society for the better, and if that means killing people because of world surpopulation then so be it. I'll destroy the concept of "countries", "religions" and all thing that can influence the logical reasoning; change the laws and morals so they aren't based on a old dusty so-called holy bible but on scientific facts. Well, the world certainly wouldn't be the same if I had magic.

But I don't have it, too bad.

 

I agree with Inky. Unless you have no boobs, get a better ass.

Ah, and robbing a bank would be no hassle. Just apparate...

And a killing curse, which kills with no evidence, is much better than killing with a gun you have to buy.

 

You have a preternatural power, and the first thing you'd do is pump up the size of your tits? All I can think is "... whore."

 

Vash, you would give yourself a 12 incher, don't lie. :banana:

If I had magic, I would look like a bleedin' god. Like I said, I would help the world, but I would also help myself.

 

... Yeah..... I would. >_>


A 12 inch banana sounds good right now. >_> Fuck am I hungry.

 

I'll do you a favor this time, Raven. $20 and you can blow me again. Better hurry though, not feeling generous for much longer. D:

 

Wut... I'm no.... Heeeeeeeeeey! Just what are you trying to imply?! Are you implying I'm so much of a cad I would charge my own family?

 

I would go borderline rapist, much like Averis said.

16 year old hormonal teenager...fuck it. I won't even blame the hormones.

Yes I would abuse the magic. I'd want to not only have control over my own life though, I'd want to hold a measure of control over others.

A small island with no one other than a small population of humans to rule, all female of course. The I would probably make CA break off of the US and hide it with every measure known to man, magical or technological. [Meh. Technology wouldn't work, but still]

Life would become boring then. I'd want to raise my own army of magical children. If the gene was an anomaly, with me being th only human with it. I'd want to spread it around. [I guess that selfish reason could lead to helping human kind]

With an army in place, waging a war against some country would be awesome. The UK or Russia seem like fine places to hit. Assuming everything would go well, I would extort the fuck out of them for shits and giggles.

 

/cue idealistic and patriotic music


I want to use my power to end world hunger, establish world peace, and bring freedom and prosperity to all the children in the world.



Erm... that is, right after I spend a day giggling insanely at the ability to make things float.

 

I don't care what guys think. *laughs* I can get guys perfectly fine with my current boob size, but I can't get the perfect cleavage. What is it with guys thinking that girls get bigger boobs for them?

*nods* thats about it. And the word you are looking for is slapper; whores charge.

Number two on my magic makeover. Sure would save me money and sweat on gyms.

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What I don't get is how everyone thinks that they can save the world and end the world's problems with magic. It can't be done. Even if you do create your idealic world, your idealic world is another mans hell and another bunch of problems would surface. When you try to rule, knocking down all those who oppose you you'll make the world a communist country. You'll take away freedom of thought and speach.

Even if you end world hunger.. first, how would you do it? How do you end poverty? I know we sort of have, I mean, you don't really get homeless people in Britian no more, since everyone gets welfare and stuff, but all that does is create a country of goverment scroungers and higher taxes on those who DO work.

If you cured all the desises in the world and stopped people dying, would the earth not become over populated? (not to sound mean)

 

The average guy, if he's really being honest, cares about how a woman gets a large chest about as much as they care about what kind of underwear a woman is wearing - which is to say not at all.

I dunno about England, but in the States "Whore" is a blanket term for women who carry themselves a certain way - validity optional. It's kinda like how girls around here say everything is "cute".

1. Arse before Boobs. Top-heaviness went the way of 80's rock and big hair.

2. Why use magic to make over your body at all? If you're all-powerful, s'not like you'll have to worry about other obligations, so you might as well do something to pass to time. And who cares about money when you're all powerful? Transfigure some dirt into a Butt-master, and get crackin'.

I'll make more earth. Or earth junior. Why? Because you're all-powerful

 

1.

I wouldn't go on killing sprees but I definitely wouldn't go out of my way to help society either. I'd live my whole life comfortably without having to do much more than lift a finger to get what some people work their whole lives for. And... I'd party like there were a whole life of tomorrows with unlimited booze and free admittance to the Playboy mansion.


2.

I'd totally conjure myself a Bugatti Veyron and go mad with it.

On another note - a round ass is definitely worth putting more work into than breasts.

3.

LOL!

 

Genius. Earth junior is so cute... I can just see it with a little blue baseball hat, sat next to big earth.

British meaning; Whore= prostitute. To call someone a whore is to liken someone to a prostitute, meaning they shag around. Not to say that it isn't used out of context some of the time, but most of the time, whore is another word for slag.

Alas my friend, big hair is back in! Along with pearls and pretty shirts.

You are aware that there isn't much "work" you can do in order to pump up your breast size. It's like pumping up your dick size (ignore the wording) A couple pushups just ain't gonna do it.

But I agree, a great ass IS important. Trust me that I understand all about good bodily proportions.

 

Ah, see? There's that word "cute" again...

Ha, just because it's making a comeback doesn't mean it's not retarded.

May I present Exhibit A

Push ups? No...
But do you really need me to link you to a swedish penis enlarger website?

 

Weren't they on Eurotrash a few years back?

And is it just me or does a penis enlarger remind you of some painful stretching machine??

1. I want one.
2. And you stumbled across that webpage, how?

What's wrong with the word cute? It is a good a word. For a while we replaced it with "fun" but it just didn't have the same ring.

 

There are more things on informercials and late-night television, Chicklepea,
than are dreamt of in your philosophy...

OR, I googled "breast exercise stick".

 

Not to be crude, but lawl.

Anyways, we get it. If we had magic, we would all look like gods/goddesses.