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The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 - M

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by bob eddy, Jan 27, 2008.

  1. Niffler Lord

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    As thanks for sharing this will us, I will gladly help beat your head in... :)
     
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  2. Black Alya Wolf

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    How can anyone be so stupid? I never knew it was possible. My innocence is forever shattered.

    Honestly, I couldn't get past the second paragraph, and I barely braved it that far through the pairing. Great find, bob eddy. Nearly 500,000 words of bullshit.
     
  3. Guest_

    Guest_ Third Year

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    I love when people use lines like that :p

    The Internet's been mainstream for years and years, how can you still have any innocence left? :D
     
  4. randompalindrome

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    I don't understand all this hate. This story has over 2000 reviews on fanfiction.net alone. It's a good story. get over it.
     
  5. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    All 2000 of those reviews were submitted by dumbfucks like you that have some strange fixation on Harry's anus being occupied. It's not even worthy of being called a story. Get over it.
     
  6. Memory King

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    By that logic, My Immortal must be a true masterpiece, which is obviously not the case. Review counts have nothing to do with quality of stories. Get over it.
     
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  7. randompalindrome

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    Ok. My immortal has loads of reviews that call the story shit. Black Heir doesn't have loads like that (it may have a few but I don't generally go around reading reviews so I wouldn't know but from what I've read it doesn't (please don't go flame now.)
    Are you serious when you say nothing? Thats just not true. Better stories have more reviews- there are some wierd stories that have too many reviews but I've never seen a fantastic story with hardly any reviews unless its just been published and has very few chapters.
     
  8. Memory King

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    11 reviews per chapter is far from being enough for a story of this quality. I could doubtlessly dig up some other good examples, but this one should be enough to prove my point.

    The fact that you have to resorts to such stupid arguments to defend this pathetic story says more about its content than you would like to admit. You, along with many other residents of the western society, have still much to learn about the difference between popularity and quality.
     
  9. Warlocke

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    Haha. Yeah, you show me someone on the internet who has any innocence left and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough internet friends to have been tricked into clicking on a link to goatse, tubgirl or any number of the pics on 4chan.
     
  10. Voice of the Nephilim

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    If one were to follow that logic, N Sync' could be considered quality music because of its vast amount of fanfare.

    Which is definitely a fail.
     
  11. Anya

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    Ha!
    That's halerious, there in the Chamber of Secrets and find Ginnys body... and they don't even care.
    Classic.

    But overall, that was a sick sick sick story.
     
  12. DoubleE

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    This has probably been done to death on this forum, but since I'm too lazy to read outdated threads...

    Trolls! In the Forum! Get mods quick!

    Seriously, who would be dumb enough to recommend this on DLP? Did you fail that critical thinking test you just had? I know second grade is hard, but I'm sure if you try *real* hard you can pass this time.
     
  13. Korisovra

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    Ye gods..........Another Hp/LV!? Weren't those banned or boycotted or.........well, kill or at *LEAST* neuter the idiots stupid enough to write this yaoi fangirl nonsense. For the love of hetero, don't introduce this trash into the gene-pool..........
     
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  14. Tidus86p

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    this is just wrong, please don't make harry a sexualy abused kid and if u absolutely have to just make sure Bella does it(some how it seems like a minor proble compared to vernon,dawm its just too dawm messed up).:mad:

    I'm absolutely with you on everything you said except....well...lets just say that that pairing won't do much about the gene-pool hehe:rolleyes:

    Well you have to take into acount over enthusiastic, empty brained, panty soaked, teen age girls when you talk about music's popularuty.Think about which stories would have more comments if we were all like Ginny. I shouldn't have said that it going to be my latest bogart.;)
     
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  15. mumihp

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    I actually stumbled on this story at fanficiton, a couple of months ago, decied to read it, biggest mistake of my life, fucking hell, some rape angsty harry actually sirus son bullshit, and to top it all, its a H/LV slash, fucking hell, and the wirter writes 300k on this pointless shit.

    shudder, harry fucking and getting fucked by voldermort, sick or what. hell even gin slut would have been better than the LV pairing.

    Also get this, I checked out what the recent update was about, apperantly harry talked to his dead mother and told her he wants to be with LV, and hopes he understands and forgives him, what a sick pervert, he wants to fuck the guy who killed his mother in cold blood, his step father james and thousand of others so he can jack off and fucked by a 60+scalely ass snake guy (what would you call voldermort, def not human!!).

    urgg, I can stand slash especially if its this paring, I bury this fic in a very deep, DEEP pit of hell, its where it belongs!!!!

    Im suprised fanficition didn't ban this, goes against the codes, hyporcites, probably didn't ban it as it was 300k of pointless shit.

    Also what is it with slash, I swear 90% of HP fics is slash???
     
  16. Andro

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    Most of the story is dialogue.
     
  17. Korisovra

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    I meant someone needs to start killing the people who write this trash and keep their obviously defective genes out of the damned gene pool. Damned fangirls and incompetent blowhards.........
     
  18. Veri

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    Hmm..

    I'm gonna be honest and say that this is in my alerts list, as i was somewhat able to bear the slash for the first 30 or so chapters. Then it got a little too weird...



    How in the fucking hell does FF.net allow that shit when they remove verbal soft-core by the fucking truckload? That shits graphic and frankly a little disturbing, even excluding the slash aspect.




    It was once an alright story, but it quickly turned into an abomination. I can honestly say that I doubt i can even bring myself to skim the next few chapters. Could have been great.... but it's not.



    Peace,



    Veritas (Also known as M3n7h01)
     
  19. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    I admire your bravery, but I saw this coming from a mile (40+ chapters) away.

    Alright, in all honesty I didn't know that the author was this much of a freak.

    No shit Sherlock!

    Wut do u has 2 say now, bobby eddy?
     
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  20. Viper

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    HOLY HELL!
    The guy's freaked about Orion being pregnant when he's young and in war situations but not about him being a male and pregnant?

    What has the world come to?
     
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