I have one tiny little question, author. If you so thoroughly enjoy, nice, complicated, long, insignificant, retarded, no history behind it, looking as if a retarded chipmunk had cooked them up (how am I doing with the redundant name calling?), names why for Jupiter's sake have you chosen the dumb fuck name raven66?

While Raven-hardcore-mpreg-slash-sevvvy-sirius-pup-cub-lupin-My immortal might have been more to your tastes, a simple Raven was available.

And any story which features the beggars with red hair as nobility earns Ginny Points from me.

 

omfg liek dis ficcies is so gud! wud reed agn! kep up teh gud wurk!

5/5

 

Epic story.

5/5

 

What are you talking about? This story is perhaps the best I've ever read. It's up there with Moby Dick and Hamlet.

The problem with people today is that they expect... a story, when they read a story. It's disgusting how people have fallen. This story goes back centuries – the author is clearly an anthropologist. A daring one at that. I mean, writing a gay romance is difficult enough, but a gay and lesbian romance? That's suicide. This woman could have lost her life to a lynch mob writing this. She deserves honor for just thinking these thoughts alone.

As Einstein once said, 'Few people see with their own eyes and speak from their own hearts'. Raven is one of these rare people. She got the idea for this story all on her own (genius) – to go back to the roots of story – to tell the tale of a god. But she didn't just stop at that, oh no, she went even further beyond the call of duty – she added a twist.

That god is gay.

Gay and traumatized.

Gay and godly.

So gay in-fact, he is utterly mesmerized by his arch-enemy – the same one who has been reborn by his own blood. Even us mongrels can appreciate the work she went through to carefully portray the incestual romance of two foes. If I could, I would consider suggesting this story be added to the New Testament – not only does Harry turn the other cheek, but he makes himself naked before his enemy and displays upon him another pair of cheeks to slap. I am moved – nay, inspired – by Raven's writing. Can any of us imagine doing that, to our hated enemy; murderer of both our father and mother?

But Raven knows that fathers and mothers are temporary – that the true father is eternal. Eternal and alive:

Notice the passive voice. Harry is not active. Gods are never active. They are passive; watching us; loving us; tenderly stroking us; even anally raping us – they are not active. Active like this board so pedestalizes. The Harry on this board cannot do anything but act – and action is wrong. It is action that brings suffering.

But Harry knows love will save the world. That's why he has sex with Voldemort.

I am ashamed to have ever posted on this board – to see the reactions here... I am disgusted.

So I say proudly:

This is story deserves 5/5.

I rated it so.

Crucify me– hang me– spit upon me– but know! Know that the new word of God has been written, and Raven66 is your prophet.

 

Did you not see Sree's post?

This is not Potter Tradition of Red mkII.

 

Do not disturb the sanctity of this thread, blasphemer.

 

*Sigh*

It's like you're me, and I'm TIO.

What a role reversal. I may just kill myself.

 

I vote to add negative ratings to the system!

 

Just as long as you don't sully the Lord's dirt with your filthy blood, you may go and do as you wish. I honestly don't know what you're talking about.

Though if you wish to stay and contemplate the Lord, you may. He is forgiving. Lower your trousers and you may be reconciled.

edit: Should in the future anyone have any questions to ask the Lord, do not be wary to post here. Ask and you shall receive – that is His way.

 

It is endearing to know that this forum has dispelled the words of false prophets in its history. Now I know that staying here is necessary – I can still save some of you yet.

 

Just goes to show that some people will laud anything...

 

I had a nice big rant ready for the Lord... but then I decided, I'm out. I think I've made my point quite clearly that this is in fact the very embodiment of Fiction. So fictitious in fact, that it has somehow seized control of peoples dimwitted faith.

I mean, it stands to reason... that one of the sorriest pieces of fanfiction I have read in my days in my glorious neurosis of Potter-fandom... would approach the fame, and worship, of people affixed to another great work of fiction in our history on earth.

I'm simply out of this... it's got to many holes for me to proverbially fuck til it's nothing but a bashed little schoolgirl, that I can't expend that kind of energy on something so irrevocably not worth my time.

I'm off to find a real woman, this little twit isn't worth my efforts anymore. this story is where it belongs, 'nuff said.

 

...i wonder if this is how Jesus came to be a martyr?! Nwa!

 

This thread is still going on.

... Successful troll is successful.

 

I'm amused too. In your post they have this little synchronized dance of dissonance thing going on; one fearful and dismayed, the other obliviously merry... Internet, you just keep giving me new reasons to sit on my ass punching keys while my arteries harden.

To be honest, no. I have never, ever, heard of any such thing as constructive 'critism'.

I've never heard of any kind of 'critism' at all.

As to freedom of speech; this is a common misconception. All internet forums, no matter how liberal (witness the various chans), have their limits on what can be said there. This is typically decided by the owner/operator of the individual forum. Were speech on this forum truly free, you (not to mention your less than illustrious predecessors) would not be a recipient of the banstick.

Speech here is definitely more free than in many other forums (one of the things that you did, in fact, notice, even if it was only because it was thrust into your face like a thrown brick). Still, if I/we/you flagrantly and/or ignorantly flout the rules or fail to take into account the rather easily discovered tolerances of the 'community', you face the inevitable consequences.

If this was due to willful disregard, you deserved every ounce of the ire you provoked.

If such a fate was met through ignorance, then you have failed to do what is known in some places as 'lurk moar'.

In other words, had you spent five seconds reading the posts here, rather than rushing to promote yourself with all of the premature-ejaculatory, hair-trigger reflex of an ebay sniper, you'd have known that the panning of your story (and yourself, as its author and poster) here was a forgone conclusion.

You can't really blame the people here for the aggressive nature of their responses because, from their point of view, you launched the first attack by posting what you did; something that was egregiously out of line with the community's standards.

Posting without taking the time to get to know the forum is in poor taste, shows poor judgment, and tends to be a masochistic act. Willfully ignoring the community's standards is rude and then some. Either way, this was bound to happen.

Obviously you're free to write your story however you wish but you should show more wisdom in who you choose to promote it to.

Put simply; you are free to eat all the peanuts you want but most of us here at DLP are allergic to them. You barged in the door without knocking (hello intro forum) and immediately tried to shove your peanuts down our throats, without stopping to consider who it might make sick.

That kind of thing pisses people off, and rightly so. In the future, please keep your nuts out of our mouths.

 

How the fuck do you become King Asmoday? Asmoday is a name, not a title. And not a king. And not dead. And not human.

Please, for the sake of humanity, be an hero*. Cleanse yourself from our genepool.

*The N was on purpose

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

This is almost as bad as that other emo girl freak who writes shitty stories for a living.