Reporting doesn't seem to do much good. I reported the Epic Moron, but all of his "stories" are still up. What I'd like to know is how come he's got more reviews than I do?

 

Aye it is a sad world we are living in. I checked his forum out though, and he has been reported countless many of times. He is a spammer because he is bored.

I reported him myself for my own private entertainment, though. As for reviews they are mostly flames or one liners. I always put much more stock in the quality of reviews.

 

Another weak attempt at humour. Although Dominatrix!Hermione was nice, I suppose...

I still hold Family Whore to be the worst story ever written.

 

This really makes me wonder...have you read My Immortal?

 

My Immortal is obviously a troll, and has actually made me laugh out loud in places due to the complete stupidity of the story.

Family Whore, on the other hand, contains wonderful lines such as this:

 

...woah Doc, thats some sick shit... guess thats where the name Mollywobbles originated from...

*shudder*


Though if you replace the gingers with the Patils you got me hooked.

 

I visit HPfandom once a day or so because that's where a few really good Gen authors post. This was awful enough to qualify it for here...

Draky’s 40 Days of kinky madness (M+) by Beccalily | Reviews - 43 | Words: 19660 | Completed: No

Harry gives himself up to Dracos kinks for lent not knowing what he's getting himself in for.
Draco uses this time to find Harry's own kink. Follow Draco's affect on Harry with a different kink everyday!

Suggestions appriciated! Chapters:9Published:2008.02.06 Category: Slash Updated:2008.02.15 Warnings:Adult Language, Sexual SituationsGenres:Romance, Humor/Parody, First Time Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron, Blaise Zabini, Dean, Seamus, Harry/Draco, Pansy


Now I'm not Catholic, but somehow I don't think that Lent was meant for something like that!

 

I think the Doctor secretly enjoys it, because he keeps going on about it.

 

Yeah. I love it. And I secretly enjoy H/G fluff, Severitus, and slash.

I also think Albus Severus is an excellent name for your middle child.

 

Yeah, okay, so maybe you don't enjoy it.

 

*This was placed in the threesome category on a slash site.*


Prodigies by Night Fury

Summary: AU. Slash. HET. Naruto x HP crossover with influences of Death Note and Bleach. Harry Potter was a sickly child. He’s abandoned by the wizarding world in favor of their healthy albeit less powerful prophesized child. After an accident that kills his parents Harry is adopted by the Nara Clan and becomes the lazy albeit genius, Nara Shikamaru. His magic corrupts his chakra changing natural Shinobi abilities into more potent and dangerous things. Wise beyond his years, Shikamaru knows humans, ‘they fear what they can’t understand, what they can’t control and what they can’t predict’, so he hides it, hides his incredible power behind a mask of laziness. Uzumaki Naruto is an enigma according to his academy teacher/undercover ANBU, Umino Iruka. He seems to be a child of incredible potential, yet little intelligence or common sense. However, he manages to survive every dangerous encounter he has faced. Who is Naruto? Hatake Kakashi plans to find out.

*Since when was Iruka an undercover ANBU? This brings bad crossovers to a whole different level (not that I like crossovers much as it is).*

 

Just the HP/Naruto crossover qualifies it as fail.

 

A Different Story, But The Same » by PirateGirlForever reviews
What if Harry had three sisters? And what if only James was killed by Voldemort? And what if Sirius wasn't sent to Azkaban? What if he had a daughter? Read to find out! Doesn't follow Harry, follows his sister, Elizabeth. Rating & Title subject to change. Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,875 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 10-13-03

What if pirategirlforever was not a troll? It would still be shit.

 

Three sisters, another Black whore. OC overload. Dumb shit.

 

At least she isn't fooling herself that it's a self-insert. Self-honesty is good in an author. Unfortunately it's still shit regardless.

 

Harry Potter and the Rapus Maximus by DarthPippin reviews

Quote: 'Harry looked over to where Hagrid was standing and he noticed Hagrid's fiery look'rn 'Hagrid took off his cape which was wraped around his body. Harry was never ever this afraid in his life'
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-19-05 - Published: 5-19-05

I can't say that I was brave enough to actually look inside this story ...
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