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Complete The Denarian Knight by Shezza88 - M - Dresden Files

Discussion in 'The Alternates' started by Rehio, Oct 26, 2007.

  1. Ryuugi Shi

    Ryuugi Shi Hierarch

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    There once was bitch from Nantucket...
     
  2. Azrael's Little Helper

    Azrael's Little Helper High Inquisitor

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    Aye. Either that or give him a litre of custard to consume for every day he doesn't write. If he's not writing, he'll be haunted by litres of custard. A tried and true motivational/traumatising method.
     
  3. morgoth

    morgoth First Year

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    what if he realy likes custard?
     
  4. Helius

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    The threat of Ginny porn works.
     
  5. morgoth

    morgoth First Year

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    Maby he likes that to. Maby he isent writng because he is to busy looking at Ginny porn.
     
  6. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    You're offering yourself in exchange for a fic update? Gay butt sex for crack fiction. Shit, dude. Shezza can't be that hard up.

    Besides, there's no pooftas in 'Straya (Tasmania is not 'Straya, 'kay?).

    Yak.
    who has done something and come back
     
  7. blackghost

    blackghost Third Year

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    There is always the mouth and he did offer. Perhaps instead we can use him as a sacrifice to help bring shezza back? Blood for the blood god?
     
  8. morgoth

    morgoth First Year

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    As long as i get to read the next chapter i dont care what you do to me.
     
  9. malwastyle

    malwastyle First Year

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    Everytime someone bumps the thread I get excited thinking its an update :(
     
  10. Krogan

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    Me too, when I saw it was finally updated after all those weeks I got excited only to get pissed off when I saw the random poetry
     
  11. Choronzon

    Choronzon Third Year

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    "all these weeks" might be a bit dramatic. It's only been a couple.
     
  12. Wildfeather

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    lol, so...stop pissing people off by posting here?
     
  13. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    You must find an outlet for your e-rage.

    This is almost as bad as people bitching when anyone posted in Thal's thread, I'm sure getting your hopes up and then not getting to read 2000 words isn't going to wreck your day.
     
  14. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Only... 41 words and 1 number... Mindless must KILL!
     
  15. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    This thread is suffering from Alteran Ascension Syndrome.
     
  16. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    I don't know. Not much can compare to that. I still have the urge to go hunt Thalarian down and murder him savagely for abandoning that story on us.
     
  17. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    I meant the people bitching and moaning whenever someone would make a post, not the fact that he abandoned it.
     
  18. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Shezza had a crazy run. I'm glad it lasted as long as it did, and brought us to chapter 21.
     
  19. Datakim

    Datakim Chief Warlock

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    Hopefully this is not the finishing line and there will be another run soon. :)
     
  20. malaga

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    Yeah, to be perfectly frank when the race is this good, you want a marathoner rather than a sprinter.

    Yes, I realise this post has no real point, but infuriating people with dreams of updates is as good of a reason as any.
     
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