Rape and pillage. Dont say that never crossed your mind.

 

If I had powers? It'd really depend what they were. I've got a list of people I'd like "removed" and I'd probably start right away with those. Then I'd probably move on to the whole "let's see what I can get away with" for awhile, creating random chaos, before finally settling down.

I don't think I'd try to amass a large amount of riches, though I would want to be comfortable financially. I'd also probably travel some, but never stay away for too long. After I have explored my powers and am comfortable with them, I'd probably just try to have a semi-ordinary life, with a bit of magic mixed in when I feel like it. Though enemies beware and all that.

I aspire to have a kick-ass chemistry job, rather than rule the world.

 

I can safely say that neither one crossed my mind there, chubbs.

Why waste my time with shit like that when I could make everyone I want to bang me, willingly bang me?

 

Pillage maybe, but no raping for me, thanks.

I'd just make sure I'm very well off for starters, and go from there...

 

It's an expression for christ's sake. And what type of evil overlord would you be if you never pillage?

 

...point taken. I suppose it would ruin the 'evil overlord' image...

 

Create an army of penguins with sporks, and take over the world! My evil fortress would be known as the Ice Crown, and I would institute religion in my name!

MUAHAHAHAHA

Now no one can tell me they didn't think of that!

 

Hmm...if I had magic I'd probably spend all the time being really paranoid about the possibility of people even more powerful than I, and would spend my time searching them out and trying to get rid of them if they did exist.

Still, I'd have fun along the way.

 

Mayhaps not the penguins armed with sporks, and the name ice crown.
Though some of us would use it for domination of some sort.